EXIT63
01-15-2003, 08:31 AM
How is your algebra?
Subject: Life\'s Equations & Just how clever are you?
Life\'s Equations
* Smart man + smart woman = romance
* Smart man + dumb woman = affair
* Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
* Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn\'t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
* To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
* Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn\'t.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won\'t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
ยท Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, \"You\'re next.\"
They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
Subject: Life\'s Equations & Just how clever are you?
Life\'s Equations
* Smart man + smart woman = romance
* Smart man + dumb woman = affair
* Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
* Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn\'t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
* To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
* Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn\'t.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won\'t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
ยท Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, \"You\'re next.\"
They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT