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MOBLEYC57
01-13-2003, 09:02 AM
Some of you won\'t get this, but it\'s o.k.....You will later on in life /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

The first one says, \"Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn\'t bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I\'m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.\"

\"So\", says the second drunk, \"What\'s yer point?\"

\"Well\", says the first, \"I\'m just wondering how much stronger I\'m gonna get!\"

HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Tater!!!

**DONOTDELETE**
01-13-2003, 09:06 AM
I think that\'s what you call looking on the bright side.

MOBLEYC57
01-13-2003, 09:11 AM
Keeps\'em from crying!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif