seadove
01-10-2003, 02:32 AM
A Jew and a Chinaman are drinking at a bar, when all of a sudden the Jew
hauls off and slugs the Chinaman in the face.
The Chinaman rubs his jaw and asks, \"What the hell was that for?\"
\"Pearl Harbor,\" replies the Jew.
\"Pearl Harbor??!!\" yells the Chinaman. \"The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor,
you idiot! Not the Chinese!\"
\"Japanese. Chinese. What\'s the difference? You all look the same to me.\"
The two men continue drinking in silence for a while, when out of nowhere, the
Chinaman hauls of and slugs the Jew in the face.
\"What the hell was that for?\" screams the Jew.
\"The Titanic,\" replies the Chinaman.
\"The Titanic??!! How in hell could I be responsible for that?? The Titanic sank
when it hit a damn iceberg!\"
\"Iceberg. Goldberg. What\'s the difference?\"
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hauls off and slugs the Chinaman in the face.
The Chinaman rubs his jaw and asks, \"What the hell was that for?\"
\"Pearl Harbor,\" replies the Jew.
\"Pearl Harbor??!!\" yells the Chinaman. \"The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor,
you idiot! Not the Chinese!\"
\"Japanese. Chinese. What\'s the difference? You all look the same to me.\"
The two men continue drinking in silence for a while, when out of nowhere, the
Chinaman hauls of and slugs the Jew in the face.
\"What the hell was that for?\" screams the Jew.
\"The Titanic,\" replies the Chinaman.
\"The Titanic??!! How in hell could I be responsible for that?? The Titanic sank
when it hit a damn iceberg!\"
\"Iceberg. Goldberg. What\'s the difference?\"
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