Jingle Bells

[seadove]

I BELIEVE THAT MOBLEY IS REALLY FATHER CHRISTMAS.

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[Gerund]

Father Christmas is a black dude with a shaved head, who is retired from the Navy and speaks fluent Italian? Umm, okay, sure... why not? (James Earl Jones wasn\'t available?) /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[Watcher]

Lol i think we can make mobley our court jester instead. Hows that ?? or the resident joke teller. Clowns might just get laid if mobley becomes one.

[Wolfe]

i tryed that and got shot down..making him court jester that is /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

\"Bury your head in the sand, somebody will come along and shoot your ass off\"
[i] Wolfe

[Watcher]

Ok i wonder if we can shoot down a flying court jester like mobley with plenty of jokes to spare.
We need access to his secret stash of jokes.

[seadove]

See?he\'s just like Father Christmas, he disappears after the 6th of Jan.I really miss his ho ho ho and \"GIMME ANOTHER DRINK\"
Where the hell are you Mobley?

[Gerund]

Maybe we\'ll have to draft Morgan Freeman as a replacement? No, wait -- let\'s get Samuel L. Jackson, the guy from Pulp Fiction. And we won\'t make him work with any John Travolta types. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[seadove]

No body can replace Mobley
He\'s the one and he\'s the only.
AND I WANNA BEER TOO !!!

[Watcher]

No body will ever replace mobley although we might get 100 clones on the forum however.

[Wolfe]

100 MOB clones??..G*d help us all

[Gerund]

100 MOB clones, all wanting beer and writing jokes to the forum? hehe

[Watcher]

Might need to order some more beer however to keep him joking around on the forum. Hope i didnt upset him with the joker and clown comment.

[Wolfe]

MOB is kool and great sence of humor so i doubt you did

[Watcher]

Hope not was only joking around re previous posts in this thread.

[Gerund]

Heck, he\'s gotta know this is affectionate teasing! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[seadove]

Hey Wolfy
Are you Jewish?
I noticed you wrote G*d like this?

[Wolfe]

i\'m american indian and have no god as most think of a god..seems as if others here do that and i simple did it out of respect for others.

[seadove]

Way to go Wolfy
This came from Elana who is Jewish and it means that you can\'t use the lord\'s name in vain.