MOBLEYC57
01-06-2003, 08:50 AM
HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Put finger(s) in, lick around, nibble the edges of the mixing bowl until well-shaped legs start clapping and stops. WARNING: HOLD ON TIGHT, FOR THE ELECTRICITY THAT CAUSES THE WELL-SHAPED LEGS TO START CLAPPING NORMALLY CAUSES THE BOWL TO REALLY TRY TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!
5. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
6. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
7. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-6 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use, unless you like mixed creams.
3. If cake rises, leave town in a hurry! Sour doe is not good for you!
HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!!
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Put finger(s) in, lick around, nibble the edges of the mixing bowl until well-shaped legs start clapping and stops. WARNING: HOLD ON TIGHT, FOR THE ELECTRICITY THAT CAUSES THE WELL-SHAPED LEGS TO START CLAPPING NORMALLY CAUSES THE BOWL TO REALLY TRY TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!
5. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
6. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
7. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-6 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use, unless you like mixed creams.
3. If cake rises, leave town in a hurry! Sour doe is not good for you!
HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!!