MOBLEYC57
01-04-2003, 08:06 AM
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a male patient acting like he\'s driving a car. The nurse asks him,\"Charlie what are you doing?\" And Charlie replies, \"I\'m driving on to Chicago!\" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie\'s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, \"Well Charlie, how you doing?\" Charlie says, \"I just got into Chicago and the drive has me tired.\" \"Great, glad you made it\" replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie\'s room and goes across the hall into Bob\'s room and finds Bob sitting on the edge of his bed masturbating vigorously.
Shocked and angry she asks, \"Bob!! What on Earth are you doing!!!!?\" Bob opens his eyes, looks up at her with a devilish smile and says... \"I\'m screwing Charlie\'s wife while he\'s in Chicago!\"
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The next day the nurse enters Charlie\'s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, \"Well Charlie, how you doing?\" Charlie says, \"I just got into Chicago and the drive has me tired.\" \"Great, glad you made it\" replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie\'s room and goes across the hall into Bob\'s room and finds Bob sitting on the edge of his bed masturbating vigorously.
Shocked and angry she asks, \"Bob!! What on Earth are you doing!!!!?\" Bob opens his eyes, looks up at her with a devilish smile and says... \"I\'m screwing Charlie\'s wife while he\'s in Chicago!\"
HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!