Weird "Virtual Sweetie" hit

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Trejoe\'s post just now reminded me I wanted to tell you all this.

You know Oscar made me some sort of SOE, unscented, that I call Virtual Sweetie. I wore some at Christmas dinner. A long time friend of the family, an older woman, sat next to me. This woman was married but has never had a boyfriend in the many years since her husband died. So my parents are across the room, not paying attention, and this woman starts talking to me about how she never liked sex, and it was all just an act when she was with her husband. I said that was a shame, I was sorry to hear it. She said she was glad to be rid of it, what was there to be sorry about? I said I dunno, I guess it\'s just ... it\'s my very favorite thing. It can be a lot of fun. She said FUN? I never had fun with it, I hated it, and eventually I just told him not to approach me anymore. I said Oh. She said, I never went the OTHER way, either! I said You mean, women? she said Right, I never went that way either, that\'s disgusting to me, I can\'t imagine a woman touching me. And AS she\'s saying this, she reaches over and strokes my arm, firmly. I grinned and said well, you don\'t like men, you don\'t like women, I guess it\'s a good thing you can always take matters into your own hands. She pretended shock and said no, she\'d never done that, ever. I didn\'t know what to say, sat blinking and smiling. She said she wished she\'d been born a man, I said why, she said because men can go anywhere they want to and do anything they want to. I said yes, I\'d been in a conversation recently where a man said to me why don\'t you go out to a bar? and I said I\'d never go to a bar unescorted, and she said, see? This is what I mean. She said, I wish I had been born a man and I wish I had married you.

!!!

Her eyes were all glittery.

I got up and started clearing the table.

[Elana]

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I have no words at the moment /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[belgareth]

LOL

[CptKipling]

Crazy, just crazy!

[Whitehall]

Sorta reminds me of the movie \"The Pianist\" but with a twist.

[Gerund]

Woo-Hoo, that\'s wild FTR!

[MOBLEYC57]

Male speaking....FTR, You\'re such a STUD!!!!!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[cuddlebear]

Uh, what? (Cuddles scratches his furry head)

[MOBLEYC57]

I\'ve been called stud by females all my life. Now Mobley gets even!!!!!! When I see a good looking woman...I don\'t say she\'s beautiful....I say she\'s a stud. You should see them trying to explain to me what a stud is! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! FTR got a woman wanting to be a man, so you know she\'s a stud!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Tater!!!

[cuddlebear]

My \"uh, what?\" was about the incident itself ... In 7 years of mone usage, I have never had same sex hit on me ... I consider this a blessing, to be sure ... Cuddles

[druid]

tell us more FTR....

Maybe you should write a letter to penthouse about it /ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif

[cuddlebear]

I won\'t speak for her, but I think she\'d rather forget it ...

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I gotta say, that freaked me out, and I don\'t freak out that easily. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

Mobley, thank you very much indeed. \"Stud,\" that\'s a high compliment.

[MOBLEYC57]

Prego FTR - Compliment it tis!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[marv14yag]

It seems to me as though she was never really \"strait\" but rather, lesbian....

HOWEVER, she never \"ADMITTED\" it, and so, she uses the, I wish I was a man (this is because if she was a man it would be strait to f*** with a woman...)

And, also, the part where she didn\'t like having sex with her husband....

Lesbian, but, never really admitted it.

Simple as that, she didn\'t even admit it to herself, though too...

Bart

[Lucky]

Wow...that\'s heavy.

[MOBLEYC57]

FTR - Are you sure Elana didn\'t set you up!!? /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif

[MaxiMog]

Being a lesbian or gay is all in the brain (and the amounts of hormones and such is a bit different too of course as the brain is different). You cannot help being one. You cannot \"cure\" one, you cannot \"give existence\" to one. Before you\'re even born, that fact of being heterosexual or homosexual is already given.

To simplify greatly, here\'s the deal:

Gay: man with female-like brains
Lesbian: female with male-like brains
Bisexual: someone who\'s near the middle. Neither really female nor male brains.

Ever wonder who gays are often feminine in their behaviour while women who are lesbians are more male-like than straight females? There you\'ve got your answer!

The situation is like this:

-female brains tell to get man
-male brains tell to get a woman
-In between can\'t really decide

SO, a gay has female brain, so he wants a man, whereas the other gay want\'s a man as well, i.e. perfect compatibility! The other way around with lesbians. It\'s really simple! Straight people: female wants male, male wants female ==> perfect compatiblity. Simple, no?

I have a book by Allan & Barbara Pease on the differences between male and females and it even lets you test how male/female you really are. Depending on your score you\'re somewhere between very feminine and very masculine with an overlap zone in the middle.

[CptKipling]

It\'s not exactly like that, there are pleanty of strait women out there who also find women attractive. This sounds a bit wrong I know...

They are not lesbians or bi, they would not have a relationship with a woman, but they would experiment with them.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

They would experiment with them because they know it is y\'alls #1 favorite fantasy. They would kiss each other in front of you just to make your dick hard. But they\'re using each other to arouse a male. That\'s not lesbian or bi. That\'s straight up straight and playing you. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[CptKipling]

(mind is drifting.... damnit stop distracting me FTR!!)

No I\'m thinking of something different, bicuriosity?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

In a young girl, ok, yeah. There\'s a lot of pressure on women in the past few years toward bi-sexuality. And people generally do have an adventure or two on the other side of the fence, just to see if the grass is any greener. But if you stay bi-curious ... I mean, how much does it take to satisfy your curiosity, y\'know what I mean?

[CptKipling]

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But if you stay bi-curious ... I mean, how much does it take to satisfy your curiosity, y\'know what I mean?

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Yeah, just like most woman related topics, I never claimed to understand.

Close girl \"friends\" are prone to get up to lots of things when drunk in this country.

[cuddlebear]

Bi-curious? Sheesh, if I want to see what a d--k looks like, I\'ll just strip and look in the mirror ... (long silence) ... why do I suddenly get the feeling I\'ve just left myself wide open? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

LOL

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I still maintain that if they\'re doing it in front of you, they\'re doing it to turn you on, just because it works so easily and so automatically. I could live to be 110 and never understand that about guys. I can lead SDR around by the nose with that fantasy. He\'ll swear to all kinds of sh*t if I say I\'ll do it. Would you buy me this? YES Could we go to that hotel? YES Then could I have that? YES He\'ll swear to anything, I\'m not kidding.

It all just gets resolved by having sex together, but ...ya\'ll are simple minded on this subject. It\'s amusing. What is WITH that??

[Lucky]

It is so funny that straight guys get SO phobic about a penis other than their own.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

!! This is what I\'m saying. Yet we\'re supposed to be just fine with a little carpet munching for their amusement. HeLLO?? Or even french kissing. How many men do you know who wouldn\'t freak out at just the idea of their tongue in another man\'s mouth or vice versa? But for us it\'s supposed to be ok.It\'s media hype...And, yeah, try \"turn about\'s fair play.\" Ok, so if I bring another girl to us, how about then we have another guy for me? What would you do if we had another guy? \"Politely evade.\" That\'s his answer. Well, I wasn\'t politely evading in HIS fantasy...

[Lucky]

FTR,
Lots of the ones that are real sure of themselves want that too!!!

[franki]

A man\'s pheromones are about territory and power. It would be kind of unnatural to have two (heterosexual) men in the same bed. During sex the output of none is high, so at that point men REALLY don\'t want another guy around With women this is a bit different I (might) think .........

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Don\'t I know it.Some things you wish you didn\'t have to think about, am I right? Easier just to make a rule, only the two of us, anything else is just gonna be fantasy or you can do it with another girl. No threesomes, foursomes, animals, kitchen implements ... I\'ve got a lot of limits. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gifP.S. Franki, that\'s bullsh*t. I don\'t want another woman ANYWHERE NEAR my man. Not ANYWHERE NEAR. Much less in my bed with him. It\'ll be a cold, cold day in hell. Fantasize, fine. Try to make it happen, some ass is gonna get kicked and they can both go to hell together holding hands for all I care.

[Elana]

Back in the days when I danced, all of us women would put on our little lesbian shows. It was total B.S. We did it for the sole purpose of turning the men on...therefore making more money. I\'m sure the majority of men would swear that I was bi. I don\'t have a gay or curious bone in my body. I am all about the penis. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

yup, yup, yup /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif