MOBLEYC57
01-01-2003, 08:45 AM
Ten reasons why it sucks being a dick:
10. You\'ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water and cold weather.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You\'re always hang around with two nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an as*hole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you\'re Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Every time you get too excited, you throw up!!
10. You\'ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water and cold weather.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You\'re always hang around with two nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an as*hole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you\'re Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Every time you get too excited, you throw up!!