seadove
01-01-2003, 04:31 AM
Mickey and Minnie were going thru a bitter
long drawn out divorce court battle both
attorneys were accusing each side of terrible
treatment and the battle lasted for days.
Finally the judge says \"OK I\'ve heard enough,
I\'m going to take a 1 hour break and I\'ll come
back with my decision\"
One hour passes with both sides squirming in
their seats. Finally the judge emerges from his
chambers sits down and looks across the court
room and down at Mickey and says, \"Well Mr.
Mouse, I\'ve heard your arguments but I\'m afraid
this court has found you have been unable to
prove that your wife is crazy\"
Mickey looks up at the judge perplexed and
says, \"Crazy? I didn\'t say she was crazy!
I said she was [bad word] goofy\".
long drawn out divorce court battle both
attorneys were accusing each side of terrible
treatment and the battle lasted for days.
Finally the judge says \"OK I\'ve heard enough,
I\'m going to take a 1 hour break and I\'ll come
back with my decision\"
One hour passes with both sides squirming in
their seats. Finally the judge emerges from his
chambers sits down and looks across the court
room and down at Mickey and says, \"Well Mr.
Mouse, I\'ve heard your arguments but I\'m afraid
this court has found you have been unable to
prove that your wife is crazy\"
Mickey looks up at the judge perplexed and
says, \"Crazy? I didn\'t say she was crazy!
I said she was [bad word] goofy\".