MOBLEYC57
12-31-2002, 08:54 AM
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day walking around the zoo. At closing time they walked past the gorilla cage and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.
\"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your boobs,\" he said. \"Why don\'t you take off your blouse and bra and see what he does?\"
At first she declined but finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra. The gorilla got a stiffer and went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.
\"Hey!!,\" the husband said, \"let\'s really blow his mind. Take off the rest of your clothes and see what he does.\" Again she said no, and again he persuaded her.
This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars showing her his boner, did flips, ran around in circles, beat his chest, and tossed his food all over the cage.
The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in.
\"Now!!,\" said the husband with an evil smile on his face, \"Tell *HIM* you have a headache and see what he does!!!\"
HOPE NEW YEARS EVE HAS YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!
\"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your boobs,\" he said. \"Why don\'t you take off your blouse and bra and see what he does?\"
At first she declined but finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra. The gorilla got a stiffer and went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.
\"Hey!!,\" the husband said, \"let\'s really blow his mind. Take off the rest of your clothes and see what he does.\" Again she said no, and again he persuaded her.
This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars showing her his boner, did flips, ran around in circles, beat his chest, and tossed his food all over the cage.
The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in.
\"Now!!,\" said the husband with an evil smile on his face, \"Tell *HIM* you have a headache and see what he does!!!\"
HOPE NEW YEARS EVE HAS YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!