SOMETHING NEW!!!

[MOBLEYC57]

This requires an answer from each and everyone one of you, and should be done DAILY!! LOOK for something beautiful. Now....what did you see that was BEAUTIFUL today?

I saw my Mom laughing after I jokingly bite her on the neck. You?

[Wolfe]

LMAO..at my age...the sun rising

[MOBLEYC57]

Wolfe - The sunshine is a beautiful thing!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif Good job!!

18 views and no responses...hmmmmm Come on!! It\'s o.k. to see something beautiful. Naked woman, naked man, your reflection in a mirror....whatever!!! Is everybody happy.....H A P P Y? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Wolfe]

i\'ll give ya another one..the smiles on my childrens faces

[MOBLEYC57]

Wolfe - It only counts if they smiled TODAY. It\'s an extra bonus if you were the cause of them smiling! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif And no! You don\'t win anything because it\'s an extra bonus. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!

[Wolfe]

in that case do i get a free trip r something???..took my 15 y/o daughter on a driving lesson..and trust me..THAT makes her SMILE(gives me even more grey hairs) /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[biteme]

A pretty good movie called Last Orders -- 12/27/02.

[MOBLEYC57]

You\'re half way there....now --- what did you see that was beautiful? You can do it!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

Wolfe! - Good deal!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Sowwy -- no free trips. /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif The key is to look for/see something beautiful every day of your life, and pass it on. Tater!!

[Elana]

I appreciate when menonthenet.com gets new porn

[MOBLEYC57]

Naughty! Naughty! You\'re so Naughty!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[Elana]

Ok, Ok...those sunsets are pretty cool too

[MOBLEYC57]

O.K. El --- Naughty with good taste!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

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My mother\'s hair growing back in, so she has a head like a newborn baby -- and it\'s the perfect shade of auburn. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Elana]

That\'s so beautiful!!!!

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Now ... if I could see a hard cock anywhere on the horizon, I\'d be truly happy...

[Elana]

Yes....a hard cock beats the hell out of a sunset anyday. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

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A hard cock\'s the most beautiful thing I know of in the universe.

Beats hell out of walks on the beach.

[MOBLEYC57]

Now why is it that whenever you two get together...the subject becomes hard? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I\'m sure one of you knows what a dildo and soybean has in common. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

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No, tell me.

[MOBLEYC57]

I thought you\'d be the one that knew. I know! I know! Don\'t thought! The answer: They\'re both meat substitutes! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif Tater!!!

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Tee-hee!

[Elana]

It\'s even more beautiful than skipping through a field of flowers

[MOBLEYC57]

Not if you\'re skipping in a field of flowers naked with Johnny Make Me Call Your Name Out Loud, skipping naked beside you El. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Elana]

Well that\'s a good point Mobley.

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Skipping? SKIPping?

Wrong verb

but the flowers are nice.

[Elana]

Did I say skipping? That is certainly NOT want I meant to say.

[seadove]

Mobley
You make me feel like living it up

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Whew!

For a second there, I thought you were going mushy on me.

[Elana]

We know what happens when you start living it up. Let\'s let your one leg heal first and then you can play. If you\'re good...I\'ll break the other one. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[Wolfe]

can always make home movies..i\'m available to film /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Elana]

Wolfe...what does that have to do with a sunset? Can you please stick to the topic. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Wolfe]

ahh..did i miss something?..was refering to your commit on a porn site ..lol

[Elana]

/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif sarcasm

[Wolfe]

/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Wolfe]

/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
all my work down the tubes

[Elana]

Only FTR and I could take a perfectly innocent thread, stomp on it, spray graffiti all over it and get it moved to the Off Topics Forum. I am so ashamed. /ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[seadove]

Ftr knows how:

She\'ll let my left leg heal and then my right leg heal
Heal this leg heal that leg
And you shake it all about
You do the healy bealy and you turn around
That\'s what\'s it all about.

[Wolfe]

healing..how depressing that thought is /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif

[MOBLEYC57]

Awwwh man!! All the \"I want a hard cock\" talk from the Forum\'s finest {FTR/ELANA}, has made Bruce put this out of the Appreciation slot!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif If you need hard cock...go to WalMart and look on isle six I think someone said it was. It\'s in a pink triangle shape box...just add water and stir!!! Hope it fits!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif Tater!!!

P.S. You both should be thrown in COCK jail and BONERIZED for this!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Yeah I know! That would be BEAUTIFUL!!

[krtel]

Dude, your just plain old hilarious. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

- Krish

[MOBLEYC57]

Good job Krtel...that was beautiful!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[seadove]

Mobley, how about googling at blondes?

[Wolfe]

and here i thought i was the only 1 needing to get layed.

[seadove]

I said \"googling\" wolfy, not eating them.

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Cock jail? There\'s a cock jail?? Why am I just now hearing about this, and how do I go about getting locked up??

[MOBLEYC57]

You didn\'t know!!!? /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif Suuuuuure there\'s a cock jail!!! You haven\'t heard of it probably because you haven\'t done anything to get you put in such a place. Not even the great FTR can know about everything!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif It\'s O.K. it\'s impossible to know everything...you\'ll have to settle for 95%! And no!, you don\'t want to get locked up there! /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif You don\'t get foreplay, afterplay, kisses, hugs, they don\'t play with your G-spot, no one to suck on your fingers and/or toes, no caresses, no nibbles, annnnnnnd no hours of ORAL sex! In fact, no oral sex period!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif You can\'t sleep well at night for someone\'s always getting punished, and all you hear is the clapping sound of loin against cheeks (because dooooogie style is the only way you get punished in there!!)! You don\'t know what size cock you\'re getting that day and night. One day it\'s King Kong, the next you could be asking, \"where\'s the real dong!!!\" OR you could get locked up and enjoy your stay, but that leaves searching once you get out.....for the Punisher!! What if you don\'t/can\'t find one!!? /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif You\'ll have to commit another crime to be HAPPY. /ubbthreads/images/icons/mad.gif So no love, you don\'t want to go there! /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif Have a good day, and be well! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Tootaloo!!!

[Gerund]

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Cock jail? There\'s a cock jail?? Why am I just now hearing about this, and how do I go about getting locked up??
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Gives the term \"lock-down\" a whole new meaning, huh FTR? /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[Wolfe]

same might apply to \'cock ring\'

[Gerund]

lol

Boy, this forum Boldly Goes Where no Man has Gone Before, doesn\'t it? hehe