seadove
12-26-2002, 11:42 PM
A man was having problems with premature
ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor.
He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his
problem. In response the doctor said, \"When you
feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try
startling yourself\".
That same day the man went to the store and
bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to
try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on
her husband. As the two begin, they find
themselves in the \'69\' position. The man, moments
later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires
the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, \"How did it go?\" The man
answered, \"Not that well...when I fired the
pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches
off my penis and my neighbor came out of the
closet naked with his hands in the air!\"
ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor.
He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his
problem. In response the doctor said, \"When you
feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try
startling yourself\".
That same day the man went to the store and
bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to
try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on
her husband. As the two begin, they find
themselves in the \'69\' position. The man, moments
later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires
the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, \"How did it go?\" The man
answered, \"Not that well...when I fired the
pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches
off my penis and my neighbor came out of the
closet naked with his hands in the air!\"