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cuddlebear
12-21-2002, 05:00 PM
I have been appointed ROYAL FLATTERER in the court of the Full Member Club, and I must say you ladies are quite ravishing today! My duties include complimenting and flattering and I believe I am suited for the job. I decided \"Royal Butter-Upper\" was not the best title because it sounds too much like up the butt or something .... Cuddles /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
12-21-2002, 05:10 PM
You deserve your title. Please continue to live up to your royal duties. We are a bunch of high maintenance ladies. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
upsidedown
12-21-2002, 05:12 PM
Yes, Royal Flatterer also sounds better than Royal BrownNoser.
**DONOTDELETE**
12-21-2002, 05:21 PM
How about \"Her Majestys Procto-osculator\"
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Elana
12-21-2002, 05:22 PM
We have some funny boys loose on the forum tonight /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
12-21-2002, 05:49 PM
Oh, that\'s good. Do you think any of them will write?
Elana
12-21-2002, 05:53 PM
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**DONOTDELETE**
12-21-2002, 08:45 PM
Carpal tunnel already FTR?? I was only gone for a week or so!

BTW - I passed your home-town on my drive up north. That beltway-thingy outside of D.C. sucks!!!! The traffic was rediculous!
**DONOTDELETE**
12-21-2002, 09:02 PM
CAPTAIN JOSH IS BACK! HURRAY! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Yeah, the traffic sucks. It\'s the second worse traffic in the nation.

Missed you... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
12-22-2002, 04:20 AM
WELCOME BACK CAPT. JOSH!!!

You\'re looking fantastic as always. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
seadove
12-25-2002, 10:45 PM
Are you related to a certain well known English Capt. Peacock, Capt.Josh?
Elana
12-26-2002, 07:59 PM
Capt. Peacock from \"Are You Being Served\"? Yes, Ivan darling. They are cousins.
Wolfe
12-26-2002, 08:01 PM
not gonna ask who\'s serving who
Elana
12-26-2002, 08:06 PM
Ivan serves me and does so very well.
cuddlebear
12-26-2002, 08:08 PM
Like he has any choice when you go into that topless/G-string routine ... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
seadove
12-26-2002, 10:47 PM
Listen flatterer, she\'s doing a good job at it.

And don\'t peek otherwise I\'ll fill the key holes with mushroom cotton balls.