seadove
12-20-2002, 04:34 AM
A man is driving home late one afternoon, and he
is driving above the speed limit. He notices a
police car with its red lights on in his rearview
mirror. He thinks \"I can out run this guy,\" so he
floors it and the race is on.
The cars are racing down the highway - 60, 70,
80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his
speedometer passes 100, the guy figures \'what
the hell\'\" and gives up.
He pulls over to the curb. The police officer
gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says, \"Listen mister, I\'ve
had a really lousy day, and I just want to go
home. Give me a good excuse and I will let you
go!\"
The man thinks for a moment and says...\"Three
weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer.
When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I
thought you were that officer and you were trying
to give her back.\"
is driving above the speed limit. He notices a
police car with its red lights on in his rearview
mirror. He thinks \"I can out run this guy,\" so he
floors it and the race is on.
The cars are racing down the highway - 60, 70,
80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his
speedometer passes 100, the guy figures \'what
the hell\'\" and gives up.
He pulls over to the curb. The police officer
gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says, \"Listen mister, I\'ve
had a really lousy day, and I just want to go
home. Give me a good excuse and I will let you
go!\"
The man thinks for a moment and says...\"Three
weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer.
When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I
thought you were that officer and you were trying
to give her back.\"