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**DONOTDELETE**
12-19-2002, 02:18 PM
The guys say try A1. Apparently Erox/Pherin is about to patent A1 for use as a nasal spray to combat pms.

Anyone tried A1 who would like to report results?

Meanwhile, any other pms cures out there? Please share. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Whitehall
12-19-2002, 02:22 PM
A-1 really, really works. I\'ve tried it with my SO over several cycles and I\'ve seen a definite change.

**DONOTDELETE**
12-19-2002, 02:26 PM
What did you do to her with it?

How are we supposed to use it?

Oh, btw: mainlining chocolate actually helps. I made myself a cup of the darkest, thickest cocoa you can imagine, with real sugar, and a dash of chili powder ... and finally got rid of the migraine last night. Anyone else find chocolate helps?

Elana
12-19-2002, 02:30 PM
I can\'t stand the over the counter pills. Most of them contain caffeine. That\'s the last thing I want to take when I am PMSing.

An understanding man definitely helps./ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
12-19-2002, 02:32 PM
He can understand or not understand - that\'s one time I definitely only want him for one thing, and it\'s not talking....you that way?

Wolfe
12-19-2002, 02:33 PM
A1 is listed on steves site as?

Elana
12-19-2002, 02:34 PM
\"you that way?\"

Oh yeah, and some Lindt chocolate truffles

**DONOTDELETE**
12-19-2002, 02:35 PM
I think you mean Bruce. Dunno who Steve is.

http://love-scent.com/kits/extra/order.html (\"http://love-scent.com/kits/extra/order.html\")

Whitehall
12-19-2002, 02:36 PM
For the A-1, one can use Realm for Women or chem set A-1.

The most effective ways I\'ve found are to spray some on a scent ball and fill the room or a drop on the pillow at night. Wearing it, a drop on the chin, also works or a normal application of RfW to the neck.


Grouchiness is greatly deminished and irriatiblity is reduced.

Elana
12-19-2002, 04:06 PM
There is always CJ\'s cure...A nice glass or two of wine. It dulls the senses and makes you not give a damn about anything. It\'s working wonders for me. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

sophie
12-19-2002, 05:28 PM
Realm for women IS great for PMS , a flax oil combo that has evening primrose included, Pro Gest cream during 2 weeks before PMS, geranium oil (big sniffs). Alcoholic beverages always a plus. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
12-19-2002, 06:45 PM
The scent of Realm for women turns my stomach. Unfortunately. But hey - I just put one drop of A1 into 3.4 ounces of Origens\' Peace of Mind massage oil and one drop into .5 oz of Peace of Mind On the Spot Relief, and between the peppermint, basil, lavender, eucalyptus in the Peace of Mind and the clean boyfriend\'s pits smell of the A1, I\'m ... I may be levitating....


Calcium is the best thing for cramps. Take it until the cramps stop, even if you have to take 5-6-7 capsules. Calcium drops drastically at the end of the cycle and that\'s a big part of the symptoms.


Sophie, your stuff sounds good.



And even St. Paul said to take a little wine for your stomach. So probably a lot of wine for your pms makes sense, right?

koolking1
12-19-2002, 08:16 PM
I thought I read on here a month or two ago that SOE gel, a dab applied under the nostrils, helps with PMS.

Wolfe
12-20-2002, 07:33 AM
do hope this gets followed up and give us guys some ideas how to \'ease\' the tension at times

sophie
12-20-2002, 05:46 PM
I forgot about calcium, that is a good cure too (I use it, just forgot it\'s good for PMS) . Also a good B complex can work wonders.

I love Realm, it reminds me of this scent we used as \"kids\" (long ago!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif) Do you remember Toujours Moi? It\'s one of those scent memory things for me.

sophie
12-20-2002, 05:48 PM
wolfe, just remember it\'s not personal when we have PMS, it\'s just \"one of those things.\"

Just try to be your sweetest self and any woman will appreciate that (even if she can\'t show that she appreciates it, she does).

Elana
12-20-2002, 05:51 PM
\"Just try to be your sweetest self and any woman will appreciate that (even if she can\'t show that she appreciates it, she does).\"

VERY IMPORTANT!!!! Men please read and commit to memory.

Wolfe
12-21-2002, 05:54 AM
i know sweetie..30 yrs with the same lady has taught me alot about her, but as we all get older sometimes things get harder on us and i\'m just looking to \' help out\' if i can:)

Wolfe
12-21-2002, 06:03 AM
oh i did, and do ,as best i can..at 16 i had a 38 y/o lady take me under her \'wing\' for a yr..have been trying my best to pay womankind back ever sence, WHOOOO what a trip. Hope i never get payed up /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Wolfe
12-22-2002, 02:30 PM
on this matter of A1, just when in the cycle did you start it\'s use, how long in a stretch do you use it and how much at a time?

upsidedown
12-22-2002, 02:36 PM
Welfe, I can\'t speak for the others, but I pretty much use some A1 every time I wear pheromones. I just kind of look at it as my little insurance policy being as you never know who you\'re going to come in contact with.

Even if the women aren\'t having PMS, it does seem to offset potential negative effects that you can get from -none sometimes. I think I\'ve been able to successfully get away with higher dosages of -none when also adding A1.

Wolfe
12-22-2002, 02:40 PM
now that is interesting to me as i have a prob using -none and being able to use more of it w/o the side effct it has on me might be something i need to look at..pms aside

upsidedown
12-22-2002, 02:44 PM
Actually, a lot of males say that too much A1 effects them negatively. It supposedly makes them depressed. So, if -none effects you negatively, (I believe you reported it makes you too aggressive?), then additional A1 might make you worse. It\'s supposed to be more beneficial to the laddies than to men. Don\'t know. Perhaps if you don\'t use very much of it and keep it away from your face, it might work for you.

Elana
01-13-2003, 01:36 PM
She\'s ba-ack. I\'m giving you guys a running start. You had better find a good hiding place.

**DONOTDELETE**
01-13-2003, 01:37 PM
Babe, you pms-ing?

Gerund
01-13-2003, 01:40 PM
If they ever start a support group for those unfortunates victimized by PMS, I\'d volunteer to be the poster child! Boy, the stories I could tell you... /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

upsidedown
01-13-2003, 02:20 PM
Perhaps I\'ll stop posting and keep a low profile for a week. No sense taking any chances. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
01-13-2003, 02:28 PM
Speaking of posting: Elana. While pms-ing -- Do not post big boo hoo\'s if you write to Irish and he doesn\'t write back. Do not post about how men don\'t listen.

(somebody should learn from my mistakes if I can\'t seem to...)

Elana
01-13-2003, 04:31 PM
That\'s some good advice. I usually bite Chup\'s head off, but not this month. This time I am going to keep it together. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif I still advise the men to stay the heck out of my way unless they plan on telling me how damn fantastic I am. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

USD just got a new shipment of rotten fruit and he is not afraid to use it.

Goddess
01-13-2003, 05:21 PM
Yes, yes, yes...I\'m NOT a chocolate person, BUT when I have PMS, the only thing that keeps me civil and fit for human company is chocolate. A few days of chocl. and I\'m good until the next month. Course an understanding man always is a plus!

Elana
01-13-2003, 05:29 PM
I already had my Dove bar and am feeling civil. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Yes, chocolate is a must

upsidedown
01-13-2003, 05:40 PM
>>I still advise the men to stay the heck out of my way unless they plan on telling me how damn fantastic I am.<<

(pokes head up from behind the couch.)

Elana, let me just say, you look maahhvelous!

(ducks back down behind the couch.)

**DONOTDELETE**
01-13-2003, 06:29 PM
HA! I knew it wasn\'t just me. Why do they tell us no chocolate, it will make it worse? My foot! Time to get the emergency stash of Hershey bars out of the freezer....

Icemone
01-14-2003, 02:06 AM
Speaking of PMS cures has anyone tried some of the herbal remedies ( black cacosh, don quai, etc. )

Also, about an understanding Man,
some of the more appreciative girlfriends found that some Acupressure/Shiatsu massage helps a lot /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 05:01 AM
a guy that brings a Pound of hershys kisses before he goes to hide in the closet runs a close 2\'d /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Elana
01-14-2003, 05:31 AM
Icemone- I\'m ready for that massage. Rather than using oil on me, you can use some hershey\'s syrup.

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 05:38 AM
it\'s a real bummer to be to embarrased to ask a VERY personal question /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif [i] sigh

Elana
01-14-2003, 05:40 AM
Huh? Who has a question? You? Ask....

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 05:48 AM
i\'ll pass, thank you very much /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Elana
01-14-2003, 05:50 AM
It\'s up to you, but if it is a women\'s issue, you should ask. Where else will you get such candid info?

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 06:01 AM
[i] GULP

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 06:05 AM
how do you feel about a man wanting to \'get it on\' when you\'re having this time in your month??/

**DONOTDELETE**
01-14-2003, 06:08 AM
It\'s the best time for that.

franki
01-14-2003, 06:11 AM
I can\'t believe that..

Franki

**DONOTDELETE**
01-14-2003, 06:12 AM
Oh, it\'s true, I mean it!

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 06:14 AM
well thats good to know, i\'ve never let it stop me before. always figured if it bothered them they wouldn\'t let anyone touch them anyways.
still nice to know i was right for a change. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

franki
01-14-2003, 06:15 AM
I didn\'t think it was a joke, but it sounds strange to me.

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 06:16 AM
i take it you never \'did\' a woman in her period?

seadove
01-14-2003, 06:16 AM
Wherever there are ladies there is a wolf lurking around.

/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 06:18 AM
somebody\'s gotta eat the sheep /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

franki
01-14-2003, 06:20 AM
\"Wherever there are ladies there is a wolf lurking around.\"

lol

seadove
01-14-2003, 06:28 AM
And where ever there\'s a wolf there is a sheep keeper called Franki who guards the yummies.

franki
01-14-2003, 06:29 AM
I wish I was the sheep keeper, Ivan /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

seadove
01-14-2003, 06:32 AM
You have your previlages.
The women like you and I like you.

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 06:33 AM
heh

Elana
01-14-2003, 06:33 AM
I second what FTR said. Bring it on...

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 06:36 AM
w/o the Wolf there wouldn\'t have been a Little Red Riding Hood /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

seadove
01-14-2003, 06:40 AM
Franki see what you made me tell you, and in the women\'s department too !!
How embaressing.

/ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif

franki
01-14-2003, 06:42 AM
You mean the part about having sex when a woman is on her period?

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

seadove
01-14-2003, 06:45 AM
Never tried that.
But if I do i\'ll keep you posted.
/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 06:47 AM
YOU HAVEN\'T??..omg
matter of perspective only, nothing a shower can\'t cure, which in itsself is fun(many times leads to another round) /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Gerund
01-14-2003, 11:48 AM
It\'s cool. Seems to be purely a matter of individual preference. If the woman is comfortable with the idea, I\'m always \"up\" for it~ /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif The concern I hear voiced most often is about the bedsheets, which is why towels were invented; put a folded one under the butt of whoever is on bottom.

Now, anybody going to discuss \"wings?\" hehe, chuckle /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

Elana
01-14-2003, 11:58 AM
Kudos for the new wings for thongs. It\'s about time. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Gerund
01-14-2003, 12:27 PM
Oops. I forgot about those... My reference to \"wings\" was about something entirely different... /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif

Contained in this post is a hint, even.

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 12:30 PM
LMAO, i know what he\'s talking about /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
has NOTHING to do with what one might wear, well man made anyways

Gerund
01-14-2003, 12:32 PM
Bwaahahahahhaha!

<sigh> Another day of trying to be good shot down the drain.

**DONOTDELETE**
01-14-2003, 12:40 PM
Why even try, when you know you haven\'t got a prayer?

Hey, guys.

I meant during PMS was the best time - the week - week and a half before.

But the other\'s cool, too, and especially in live-in relationship or marriage, it\'s nice if the guy doesn\'t run screaming.

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 12:43 PM
when is being good bad and being bad good?

Wolfe
01-14-2003, 12:43 PM
all the time...................

Gerund
01-14-2003, 12:44 PM
So, FTR: You ever given a guy his wings? /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
01-14-2003, 12:44 PM
OH, red wings. Yeah. It\'s one of my goals in life, before I die, to have done every sexual thing at least once. I\'m not gonna say I could die tomorrow, but ...

**DONOTDELETE**
01-14-2003, 02:38 PM
Supplementing the diet with essential fats, the omega 3\'s and omega 6\'s, have been show to reduce symptons of PMS. Women have been using Evening Primrose oil for a long time for this. Other sources of omega 3\'s are flax and fish oil. Sunflower seeds are high in omega 6 fats. Borage oil may be helpful as well.

Ponderer

**DONOTDELETE**
01-14-2003, 02:47 PM
I\'ve got a plan my doctor gave me with about 70 dollars with of vitamins and what not, including Oil of the Evening Primrose, and it does help.

Goddess
01-14-2003, 05:39 PM
Yup - good times are had by all - lubrication not a problem! Seriously, my guy is really turned off by this...I always get a little paronoid about my appeal anyway at this time, this behavior just adds to it. So if you can, let her know she\'s still beautiful and attractive - and don\'t hold back any of the good stuff just cuz of a perfectly natural event!

Icemone
01-15-2003, 03:41 AM
Elena,

Hershey\'s Syrup it is /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Elana
02-10-2003, 05:12 AM
And here we go again. /ubbthreads/images/icons/mad.gif Just toss chocolate bars at me and stay the hell out of my way. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

seadove
02-10-2003, 06:17 AM
Sleep on your stomach, you\'ll feel better.

Elana
02-10-2003, 06:24 AM
Since when are you a doctor? Don\'t tell me what to do. Just make me tea, massage my tushy and give me my Dove bar.

seadove
02-10-2003, 06:36 AM
Right away my Queen Bee, right away.

Can I draw you your bath?

(and can I look?/ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif )

Elana
02-10-2003, 06:38 AM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Yes please...a bath would be nice. Of course you would look.

seadove
02-10-2003, 06:40 AM
But you\'re using bath soap.I can\'t see anything but your head!!

/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Icemone
02-11-2003, 04:25 AM
LOL
OK Here, Elana, CATCH!!! ( tosses your very favorite chocalates...while wearing
\"Angel\" for Men which...HMMM!!!!!.. smells like...chocolate /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

But I\'ll be going out and playing on Valentine\'s Day and having a BLAST so
you can take all the time you need to
enjoy your sweets.
If you give me a good reason I MIGHT even come back
and bring you some more goodies /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
02-11-2003, 04:30 AM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif Where\'s mine? I want a tushy massage, too. And a Dove bar.

Elana
02-11-2003, 12:30 PM
How did I miss this post? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Thank you Icemone...so far you are doing all of the right things. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif I\'m sure you know I am a huge fan of Angel.

<<If you give me a good reason I MIGHT even come back
and bring you some more goodies>>

I just may have to give you a good reason to come back /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif If you have the energy, you can go over to FTR\'s after you leave me. Nope...you won\'t have the energy. Her tushy rub will have to wait until the next day.

**DONOTDELETE**
02-11-2003, 12:42 PM
YOU ARE SO MEAN.

Elana
02-11-2003, 12:45 PM
<<YOU ARE SO MEAN.>>

Nooooooo...I am nice. I want him to be energized and refreshed when he comes to you.

**DONOTDELETE**
02-11-2003, 09:35 PM
I am back! I just am visiting again after being sooo busy with work I couldn\'t breathe! Anyway... I got the best PMS cure... I am totally serious... DEPO shots!
http://www.depo-provera.com/ (\"http://www.depo-provera.com/\")
I have not had a period in a year and no cramps! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! They say that it does different things to different women but after a couple months on this I stopped having my period. I can\'t remember the last time I had to use a femine pad or tampon! Freedom!

Elana
02-12-2003, 03:46 AM
It\'s nice to see you again. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

I wouldn\'t be so quick to recommend depo. Do a search here and read FTR\'s story about her friend. I was on it for a bit and couldn\'t wait to get off it. My friend gained so much weight when she was on. How long have you been on it?

Icemone
02-12-2003, 05:09 AM
Hi Elana and FullTiltRedhead,

OK Ladies /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
I have LOTS of Energy!!!!

Tushy Rubs, Dove Bars, Massages,
and...your WILDEST FANTASIES made real...

seadove
02-12-2003, 05:15 AM
Hey hey hey !!!

Leave Elana alone !

She\'s mine./ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
02-12-2003, 05:27 AM
I have been on it for around two years I think now. I started working out around that same time so maybe that is why I didn\'t see a weight gain. I know that I gained weight when I tried the pill years ago.

Elana
02-12-2003, 11:18 AM
Here is the thread I was thinking about.

http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=women&Number=50285&Sea rch=true&Forum=women&Words=depo&Match=Entire%20Phr ase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=50251 (\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=women&Number=50285&Sea rch=true&Forum=women&Words=depo&Match=Entire%20Phr ase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=50251\")

**DONOTDELETE**
02-12-2003, 02:12 PM
holy cow! I am really liking my experence. No side effects besides the no period... that is weird. Ekkk! Thank you for giving me the link that that thread... I appreciate it!

**DONOTDELETE**
02-12-2003, 02:30 PM
Maybe you\'re one of the people who does well with it. It\'s great you\'re having a good experience. It never even stopped my period, much less the cramps or pms.

Icemone
02-14-2003, 03:22 AM
Actually, seadove,

I think Elana is her own Woman free to enjoy her life /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

Sexyredhead
02-16-2003, 10:13 AM
Ugh, PMS-y today. Extremely. Normally I\'m just irritable and stay in my hole, but this time I\'m really weepy. Just flat-out depressed, keep feeling like crying. Almost OD\'d on sunflower seeds the last couple days. This thread explains why, I guess. I\'ve seen lots of cures for cramps and irritability, but what about weepiness? And quickly, if you don\'t mind...

Elana
02-16-2003, 10:14 AM
Sorry /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif I was just there. Do you have any chocolate?

Sexyredhead
02-16-2003, 10:17 AM
Sadly enough, I have no craving for chocolate. Acutally, I just DON\'T want any. Strange, isn\'t it? Just had the last piece of strawberry pie though. Feel horrible for eating it, but damn, it was good.
I really don\'t like to eat when I get weepy. It just makes me feel worse. Anything else you can think of?

Elana
02-16-2003, 10:19 AM
Just know that this shall pass. I have to continually remind myself that there is nothing really wrong. I\'m sorry....I wish I could tell you something that would snap you out of your funk. I think you may have to ride it out.

**DONOTDELETE**
02-16-2003, 10:19 AM
Cry, babe. It\'s good for the soul. You\'ll feel better.

Sexyredhead
02-16-2003, 10:21 AM
Thanks, y\'all. I\'ve already given in. I just have a lot to do today, and I want this over with as soon as possible. I know life doesn\'t always work that way, though. lol

**DONOTDELETE**
02-16-2003, 10:29 AM
So sorry, wish I could help. Me, too, btw, but crampy-irritable, just slightly weepy.

How many days will this last for you?

**DONOTDELETE**
02-16-2003, 11:05 AM
Transitions for Health Inc. - http://www.transitionsforhealth.com/ (\"http://www.transitionsforhealth.com/\") Try either the Phytoestrogen Body cream or Progest. It might be helpful for you to balance estrogen/progest to improve your mood if this persists with each cycle. Evening Primrose oil, Yoga and Pilates Breath Work very helpful too!

Sexyredhead
02-16-2003, 11:10 AM
Actually, that\'s a good idea. The treadmill at the gym works wonders when I\'m upset. Might just go over there for a while.

**DONOTDELETE**
02-16-2003, 11:44 AM
SRH, the pharmaceutical companies are marketing Prozac as a PMS cure and doctors are handing that out - the patent on Prozac ran out for its use as an anti-depressant, so now the company that makes it has it patented under another name and is touting it as a pms cure. My ob/gyn didn\'t tell me it was Prozac when he gave it to me. I always read all the fine print package literature and went on line and looked at pictures of the chemical to be absolutely sure - it\'s Prozac.Just fyi.I wish they could come up with a good drug for us. I don\'t understand why they can\'t. But whatever the case, IMO, Prozac is definitely not it.

Sexyredhead
02-16-2003, 11:49 AM
Personally, I hate pills. I only take vitamins because I tend to forget to eat when I get busy, and then get really tired if no vitamins. I have to feel better to die to qualify for a doctor\'s visit. But if there\'s something I can do, eat, etc that will get the job done, I\'m up for it.
Just ran up and down stairs for 10 min. My neighbors think I\'m crazy, but I feel better. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Elana
02-27-2003, 06:58 AM
Bumping for FTR and issuing a warning to the male population. Tread lightly

Blackwidow_Woman
02-27-2003, 08:36 AM
PMS and a real bad week.. well put all us girls in one room.. now all of us are PMS\'n so how many guys do you think would stay in a room with all of us.. how long do you think it would take befour that man gets up and leaves...
me and my girls , all of us Virgo\'s and all of us PMS\'n at the same time and JR comes walking thru the door and he sees us givin him the look. and he says ok no prob il catch yaz later in about a week or so.. and dee dee\'s out here.. He knows all to well when me and my girls are PMS\'n .. hes not stupid to hang around...hehehehehehehehehehe!!!!! just thought i would share that with you... LOL!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Mtnjim
02-27-2003, 10:40 AM
\".. and dee dee\'s out here.. \"

Ah! Nam era, haven\'t heard that in a long time.

Elana
02-27-2003, 12:42 PM
You think that\'s bad? I was singing some beautiful songs about peace and love to FTR and she threatened to hit me with a brick. /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 12:47 PM
I hate people.

Elana
02-27-2003, 12:48 PM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif I love you

**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 12:53 PM
yeah, yeah

Elana
03-10-2003, 08:08 AM
It\'s my turn again.
Men...remember the rules....lots of chocolate and then run away fast

Elana
03-11-2003, 09:33 AM
I tried PI/w and APC today to see if it might make me feel any better. Besides for my hairdresser (not gay) totally flirting with me, I am still wanting to take all of the plates in my house and smash them to the floor and then cut someone with a jagged edge. /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
03-11-2003, 09:45 AM
shhh....shhhh..... it\'s all right, now, everything\'s ok. over soon, I promise. Come here, I\'ll rub your back and stroke your hair.

Elana
03-11-2003, 09:49 AM
Thanks sweetie. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif It\'s funny how I have no problem with women now. In fact I feel comforted by women, but even the nicest guy should sleep with one eye opened.

**DONOTDELETE**
03-11-2003, 09:54 AM
That\'s the week to hate them all and they should stay away unless they\'re gonna f*ck you and then leave. And they shouldn\'t talk at all while they\'re at it. You feel that way?

Elana
03-11-2003, 09:57 AM
<<You feel that way?>>

Yes I do, but I would also accept a back rub and a pint of Chunky Monkey Ice Cream, but he wouldn\'t be allowed to talk to me. If he said the wrong thing I may have to kill him, and that wouldn\'t be very lady like.

**DONOTDELETE**
03-11-2003, 10:03 AM
It\'s true, and killing them makes such a nuisance of a mess; after all, you can hardly expect them to clean it up after.
New York Super Fudge Chunk, a foot massage and a neck and shoulder rub, no talking.

I can dream, can\'t it?

Elana
03-11-2003, 10:05 AM
That\'s what bothers me about the whole thing too. If I were to dismember someone, then what? Am I expected to clean up the mess when I have terrible cramps? I DON\'T THINK SO! WTF????

Blackwidow_Woman
03-12-2003, 03:31 PM
Dont ever have PMS around docs you dont like they will think your a crazy woman and send you to the floor in the hospital thats for all the nutty people.. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif