Gerund
12-18-2002, 03:02 PM
Guy goes to a tattoo parlor, explains to the artist that he wants a tattoo of Elvis\' face on his buttcheek. The artist has no stock images of Elvis, but is convinced by the fan to wing an attempt anyway.
After a few days of looking over his shoulder into a mirror at the result, the fan becomes increasingly unsure how much the image resembles Elvis. He returns to the tattoo parlor and pleads with the artist to give it another try on his remaining buttcheek. The artist reluctantly agrees, and does his level best to improve upon his first attempt.
A week later, neck and back aching from constantly twisting around to view his ass, the fan is yet unconvinced how accurately either tattoo represents the visage of Elvis. Needful of confirmation, he approaches a friend and requests his opinion on the matter.
Wanting to dispense with the whole subject, the friend consents to a viewing to put an end to it. The fan turns around and tugs down his pants & drawers. \"Well, what do you think? Do they look like Elvis?\"
The friend briefly inspects both tattoos, and measures his reply. \"Well, I\'m not too sure about the one on the right being Elvis, and the one on the left doesn\'t look that great, either. But I\'ll tell you what... the one in the middle looks exactly like Willie Nelson!\"
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif (Now we\'ll find out who the really virulent Country-Western fans are!) /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
After a few days of looking over his shoulder into a mirror at the result, the fan becomes increasingly unsure how much the image resembles Elvis. He returns to the tattoo parlor and pleads with the artist to give it another try on his remaining buttcheek. The artist reluctantly agrees, and does his level best to improve upon his first attempt.
A week later, neck and back aching from constantly twisting around to view his ass, the fan is yet unconvinced how accurately either tattoo represents the visage of Elvis. Needful of confirmation, he approaches a friend and requests his opinion on the matter.
Wanting to dispense with the whole subject, the friend consents to a viewing to put an end to it. The fan turns around and tugs down his pants & drawers. \"Well, what do you think? Do they look like Elvis?\"
The friend briefly inspects both tattoos, and measures his reply. \"Well, I\'m not too sure about the one on the right being Elvis, and the one on the left doesn\'t look that great, either. But I\'ll tell you what... the one in the middle looks exactly like Willie Nelson!\"
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif (Now we\'ll find out who the really virulent Country-Western fans are!) /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif