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upsidedown
12-18-2002, 11:48 AM
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.


Question: Who was the survivor?
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> Answer: The perfect woman survived. She\'s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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> **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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> So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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> By the way, if you\'re a woman and you\'re still reading,
this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

franki
12-18-2002, 11:50 AM
ROFLMAO /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

MaxiMog
12-18-2002, 11:59 AM
GREAT!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

Watcher
12-18-2002, 12:26 PM
hahah proves there is no such thing as a perfect woman either, they may get close if they just listened but alas the mouth and mind are always a mile ahead of the brain.

**DONOTDELETE**
12-18-2002, 12:29 PM
Hello, Pot? Pot???

Kettle calling...

Watcher
12-18-2002, 12:32 PM
Ok what does all that mean FTR im totally clueless im not the perfect male either so youll have to spell it out for this one tracked mind for a male dumbass.

**DONOTDELETE**
12-18-2002, 12:37 PM
LOL
Well, I\'m not the perfect female, either, so never mind.

(That was the pot calling the kettle black.)

CptKipling
12-18-2002, 01:12 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif:D

Pot here...!

druid
12-18-2002, 03:03 PM
pretty funny

seadove
12-18-2002, 09:59 PM
Hey UPSIDEDOWN.

This is PERFECT man !!!

upsidedown
12-19-2002, 06:31 AM
Well, I don\'t know how perfect it is, but I thought it was funny when someone emailed to me.

Ladies (kettles) no offense intended, just a little humor. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif