MOBLEYC57
12-17-2002, 02:20 PM
Pick Up Lines That May Get You Killed Even If You\'re Wearing Mones!!!
1) If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2) I\'d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3) If it\'s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5) I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can\'t hold it in.
7) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let\'s go f*ck.
8) Is that a keg in your pants? \'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
9) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10) You remind me of a championship bass, I don\'t know whether to mount you or eat you!
11) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
12) Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
13) I\'m not too good at algebra, but doesn\'t U+I = 69?
14) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I\'ll give you the meat.
15) Guy: \"Would you like to dance?\"
Girl: \"I don\'t care for this song and surely wouldn\'t dance with you.\"
Guy: \"I\'m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants\"
16) I\'m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
17) F*ck me if I\'m wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
18) I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
19) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
20) Hey baby, what\'s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
21) I can\'t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
22) Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
23) Your body\'s name must be Visa, because it\'s everywhere I want to be.
24) Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
25) I may not be the best looking guy here, but I\'m the only one talking to you.
26) That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I\'d be coming too.
27) I\'d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
28) Oh, I\'m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
29) Baby, you could be the train on my one-track mind.
30) Who\'s ya Daddy!?
1) If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2) I\'d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3) If it\'s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5) I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can\'t hold it in.
7) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let\'s go f*ck.
8) Is that a keg in your pants? \'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
9) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10) You remind me of a championship bass, I don\'t know whether to mount you or eat you!
11) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
12) Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
13) I\'m not too good at algebra, but doesn\'t U+I = 69?
14) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I\'ll give you the meat.
15) Guy: \"Would you like to dance?\"
Girl: \"I don\'t care for this song and surely wouldn\'t dance with you.\"
Guy: \"I\'m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants\"
16) I\'m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
17) F*ck me if I\'m wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
18) I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
19) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
20) Hey baby, what\'s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
21) I can\'t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
22) Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
23) Your body\'s name must be Visa, because it\'s everywhere I want to be.
24) Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
25) I may not be the best looking guy here, but I\'m the only one talking to you.
26) That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I\'d be coming too.
27) I\'d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
28) Oh, I\'m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
29) Baby, you could be the train on my one-track mind.
30) Who\'s ya Daddy!?