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MOBLEYC57
12-16-2002, 08:39 PM
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer for WAY TOO LONG! You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, cigarette butts, wrappers, papers on your desk, and that damn gum from off the bottom corner of the monitor (yes, we can see you -- sit up straight!!!!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.

Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.

The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt -- you\'ll thank us for it later! TATER!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
Lutz
12-16-2002, 08:44 PM
LOL /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Yeah, it\'s nice to get back into the real world every once in a while. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Watcher
12-17-2002, 01:18 AM
Lol well im not far off, although FTR is closer i think.
**DONOTDELETE**
12-17-2002, 05:22 AM
The real world is highly overrated. Reality is for people who can\'t handle drugs.
seadove
12-17-2002, 05:56 AM
OK so I got off my butt.

AAAAH AAAAAAAOUCH AAAAAAAAAAGH.

My leg hurts.

Can I put that gum back in my mouth again?
Thank You.
Lucky
12-18-2002, 09:13 AM
\"Reality is for people who can\'t handle drugs. \"

This is my very favorite!!!
**DONOTDELETE**
12-18-2002, 09:39 AM
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