MOBLEYC57
12-16-2002, 08:39 PM
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer for WAY TOO LONG! You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, cigarette butts, wrappers, papers on your desk, and that damn gum from off the bottom corner of the monitor (yes, we can see you -- sit up straight!!!!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.
The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt -- you\'ll thank us for it later! TATER!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.
The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt -- you\'ll thank us for it later! TATER!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif