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MOBLEYC57
12-16-2002, 04:48 PM
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, \"Nice bike you got thereson. Did Santa bring that to you for Christmas?\"

The kid says, \"Yeah, he sure did!\" With a big sh*t-eating grin on his face.

The cop says, \"Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike buddy!!\"

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, \"By the way, that\'s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you for Christmas?\"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, \"Yeah, he sure did buddy! Why do you ask? You like horses?\"

The kid says, \"No, not really, but next year, you might wanna tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top!!!\"

HOPE YOUR DAY HAD YOU SMILING!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!
krtel
12-16-2002, 06:55 PM
LOL LOL LOL. I have a similar story. Here it is:

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, \"What\'s the hurry?\"
I replied, \"I\'m late for work.\"
\"Oh yeah,\" said the cop, \"what do you do?\"
I responded, \"I\'m a rectum stretcher.\"
The cop said \"What?? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher do?\"
I said, \"Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it\'s about 6 foot wide.\"

The cop asked me, \"What the hell do you do with a 6 foot [bad word]?\"
I simply replied, \"You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge...\"
The ticket - - $ 95.00
The look on his face - - PRICELESS

- Krish
**DONOTDELETE**
12-16-2002, 07:20 PM
waaa-hahahahaha!
**DONOTDELETE**
12-16-2002, 07:25 PM
ROFLMAO!!! that is just classic!
MOBLEYC57
12-16-2002, 08:04 PM
HA! HA! CHUCKLE! CHUCKLE! GIGGLE! GIGGLE! KRTEL - Me like! You makem me laughfum!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Hey!! What\'s the bad word? D or AH? /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif
seadove
12-16-2002, 10:00 PM
Yours was hilarious krtel

lol
krtel
12-17-2002, 09:56 AM
lol... it was AH.

- Krish
MOBLEYC57
12-17-2002, 01:58 PM
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! COOOOOOL! I kind of figured it out later, but both would fit now that I\'ve read it again. Just would have been too painful if it was the bid D!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif Tank ya vedy vuch, you wuddle wascal!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif Tater!!!