belgareth
12-16-2002, 10:11 AM
Attorney\'s top ten reasons why Santa keeps his law firm busy all year.
10. Flying without a license in an unapproved aircraft
9. Unlawful Entry into millions of private homes.
8. Roof damage in all 50 states.
7. Environmental pollution caused by toy factory.
6. Uproar of animal rights group over making reindeer fly all night
5. Keeping illegal dossiers on millions of little kids.
4. Actions against imposters in Santa suits in department stores worldwide
3. Class action suits from parents who bought toys labelled \"Some assembly required\"
2. Worker elves demanding toy factory be moved to a warmer climate
1. Invasion of privacy lawsuits filed by couples celebrating under the mistletoe
10. Flying without a license in an unapproved aircraft
9. Unlawful Entry into millions of private homes.
8. Roof damage in all 50 states.
7. Environmental pollution caused by toy factory.
6. Uproar of animal rights group over making reindeer fly all night
5. Keeping illegal dossiers on millions of little kids.
4. Actions against imposters in Santa suits in department stores worldwide
3. Class action suits from parents who bought toys labelled \"Some assembly required\"
2. Worker elves demanding toy factory be moved to a warmer climate
1. Invasion of privacy lawsuits filed by couples celebrating under the mistletoe