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**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 10:15 AM
A guy goes into a bar and orders a draft. The bartender pours his beer and sets it in front of him. Just as the guy goes to reach for it, a chicken comes running across the bar, perches on the edge of the glass, dips his butt in the beer, and runs off. The guy is stunned. When the bartender comes by, the guy says, \"Hey, uh -- this chicken...\"

\"Oh, yeah, sorry, I\'ve only been here a couple of weeks, I forgot, here, I\'ll pour you a new one.\" So, the bartender pours him a new beer. Just as he\'s about to reach for it again, the chicken comes running out, perches on the edge of the glass, dips his butt in the beer, and runs off. The guy\'s flabbergasted.

When the bartender comes by again, the guy says, \"Hey, that chicken...\"

\"Well,\" says the bartender, \"I\'ll pour you one more, but you\'re gonna have to watch your drink.\"

\"But what\'s the deal with the chicken?\" the guy asks.

\"I\'m not sure,\" the bartender replies, \"like I said, I\'ve only been here a week. But, you might want to ask Franki the piano player over there, he\'s been here for about twenty years, he should know.\"

So the guy walks over to the piano player, who\'s just finishing up his break and says, \"Franki, do you know the chicken that comes running out, perches on your glass, and dips his butt in your beer?\"

And Franki says, \"No, I don\'t. But hum a few bars and I\'ll fake it.\"
Elana
12-13-2002, 10:19 AM
Ugh! A Chicken in your beer! That\'s just FOUL. That could only happen in New Zealand.
franki
12-13-2002, 10:30 AM
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Elana
12-13-2002, 10:32 AM
Whatever are you talking about?
Whitehall
12-13-2002, 10:34 AM
The way I heard it was that it was a young horse, not a chicken.

That is even more FOAL.
Elana
12-13-2002, 10:35 AM
A young horse would make the joke totally FOUL! What about a transvestite young horse?
franki
12-13-2002, 10:37 AM
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Elana
12-13-2002, 10:38 AM
I have no idea what you are talking about. :::Petting Franki on the head:::
franki
12-13-2002, 10:39 AM
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Elana
12-13-2002, 10:39 AM
You DREW your own conclusions
**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 10:49 AM
Ask FTR what?
franki
12-13-2002, 10:50 AM
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**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 10:52 AM
Keep my mouth shut about what?
franki
12-13-2002, 10:52 AM
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**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 10:53 AM
Like what? I don\'t know what you\'re talking about.
franki
12-13-2002, 10:55 AM
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**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 10:56 AM
What about them??

Jesus, Franki, you\'re bizarre today...
Elana
12-13-2002, 10:57 AM
I was the one who mentioned the transvestite horse. I thought it would make the joke funnier.
franki
12-13-2002, 11:01 AM
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**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 11:01 AM
I thought it was pretty funny. But maybe chickens in New Zealand wouldn\'t think so. It\'s hard to tell, though.

In any case, if any transvestite horses or chickens in New Zealand were offended in the telling of this joke, please accept my humble apologies.
Elana
12-13-2002, 11:02 AM
oh MAN. What are you talking about?
franki
12-13-2002, 11:05 AM
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Elana
12-13-2002, 11:17 AM
Not flattering to whom?
Gerund
12-13-2002, 11:22 AM
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Elana: Ugh! A Chicken in your beer! That\'s just FOUL.
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No, silly -- that\'s FOWL! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Gerund
12-13-2002, 11:29 AM
Does anybody remember when the Mother Ship is coming back for us?
**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 11:38 AM
No, but I hope they show a movie on the ride back home. Pulp Fiction would be good. I especially love the scene where the boss’s wife, Mia (Uma Thurman), says to henchman Vincent (John Travolta), “When
you little scamps get together, you’re worse than a sewing circle.”. ...

Don\'t you love that scene?
Gerund
12-13-2002, 11:43 AM
Yes, of course. And I love you, Hunny Bunny! hehe
**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 12:09 PM
Tell that b*tch to chill! Say, \"Chill, Honey Bunny!\"
franki
12-13-2002, 12:12 PM
Chill Honey Bunny! /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

Franki
**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 12:44 PM
And I love you, Pumpkin.
**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 12:51 PM
Hey, Franki, what\'s Fonzie like?
franki
12-13-2002, 12:57 PM
Who is Fonzie?
**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 12:59 PM
Ok, ok.

lol
**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 11:42 PM
Hey Franki,
I like your personal page that is a link. But NOW, mystery about your appearance is gone.
CptKipling
12-15-2002, 01:49 PM
Seems this forum went mildly crazy in my 1 and a bit day absence.