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seadove
12-12-2002, 10:06 PM
There is this guy who has this major crush on
this girl that works at the bar he hangs out at.
He would love to talk to her but every time he
sees her he gets the biggest boner. One day he
noticed her behind the bar and quickly sat on a
bar stool. He felt this was the perfect chance
to talk to her knowing that if he got a boner it
would be hidden under the bar top. They get to
talking and he finally asks her out. She said yes
and the man was ecstatic, he said he would pick
her up at 8 Saturday night.

Saturday when he pulled up to the front of the
house(before that he splashed pheromones on himself, ok bruce?) he remembered his problem and knew when
she came to the door he would be so embarrassed.

Thinking quickly he reached into the glove
compartment and pulled out a piece of twine,
pulled down his pants and tied his penis to
his leg.

He then went up the steps and rang the door bell.
She came out and they walked to the car he opened
the door for her and just as she was about to
step in she dropped her purse. She had a very
short black dress on(the kind Elana loves to wear) and when she bent over to pick up her purse he ended up kicking her in
the forehead.

seadove

franki
12-12-2002, 10:25 PM
I assume that guy is called Frank, right?. LOL /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

Sorry.... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Franki

seadove
12-12-2002, 10:28 PM
How did you know?

Good work franki

and lots of lol



seadove

Elana
12-13-2002, 07:45 AM
Why would a guy try to hide his hard on?

**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 07:57 AM
Maybe he thinks it\'s foul.

Elana
12-13-2002, 07:58 AM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif Nothing FOUL about a big hard cock

franki
12-13-2002, 08:07 AM
Post deleted by franki

Elana
12-13-2002, 08:08 AM
Post deleted by Elana

seadove
12-13-2002, 08:12 AM
THIS POST IS SENSURED, EMULATED AND DELETED BY SEADOVE.

UGH

SEADOVE

Elana
12-13-2002, 08:13 AM
Franki deleted his, so I deleted mine...and so on and so on and so on...

seadove
12-13-2002, 08:19 AM
I THOUGHT I READ SOMETHING ABOUT FOUL SMELL.


SEADOVE

Elana
12-13-2002, 08:25 AM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif I have no idea what you are talking about. Ask Franki about this \"Foul\" smell.

franki
12-13-2002, 08:26 AM
I don\'t know what you are talking about Elana.. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
12-13-2002, 08:27 AM
Nothing foul about a big hard cock, you say?

a cock?

You mean a FOUL??

oh, that\'s \"fowl\" sorry, nevermind.

**DONOTDELETE**
12-14-2002, 01:14 AM
So what do I do with my big hard cock? Feed it corn(LOL)? Pet it on the head? Stick it in a small tight space?

Don\'t ya just love the play on words?

**DONOTDELETE**
12-14-2002, 01:17 AM
something about a doodle do

a dude\'ll do?

**DONOTDELETE**
12-14-2002, 01:20 AM
well hush ma mouth, you so funny/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
12-14-2002, 01:25 AM
Yeah, I\'m a laugh riot all right.

But what did you say about your big hard...I think I need to get to work here.

Prepare for inspection!

P.S. do you know how bad we\'re going to get it in the morning when people wake up and realize we\'ve been clogging up the forum playing in every thread? it\'s not gonna be pretty...

**DONOTDELETE**
12-14-2002, 01:38 AM
This is too much fun, running all over the discussion boards. Don\'t tell me I\'m the first to do it, or maybe I\'m just CRAZY!!!

EXIT63
12-14-2002, 02:32 AM
You so CRAZY!