seadove
12-12-2002, 10:06 PM
There is this guy who has this major crush on
this girl that works at the bar he hangs out at.
He would love to talk to her but every time he
sees her he gets the biggest boner. One day he
noticed her behind the bar and quickly sat on a
bar stool. He felt this was the perfect chance
to talk to her knowing that if he got a boner it
would be hidden under the bar top. They get to
talking and he finally asks her out. She said yes
and the man was ecstatic, he said he would pick
her up at 8 Saturday night.
Saturday when he pulled up to the front of the
house(before that he splashed pheromones on himself, ok bruce?) he remembered his problem and knew when
she came to the door he would be so embarrassed.
Thinking quickly he reached into the glove
compartment and pulled out a piece of twine,
pulled down his pants and tied his penis to
his leg.
He then went up the steps and rang the door bell.
She came out and they walked to the car he opened
the door for her and just as she was about to
step in she dropped her purse. She had a very
short black dress on(the kind Elana loves to wear) and when she bent over to pick up her purse he ended up kicking her in
the forehead.
seadove
this girl that works at the bar he hangs out at.
He would love to talk to her but every time he
sees her he gets the biggest boner. One day he
noticed her behind the bar and quickly sat on a
bar stool. He felt this was the perfect chance
to talk to her knowing that if he got a boner it
would be hidden under the bar top. They get to
talking and he finally asks her out. She said yes
and the man was ecstatic, he said he would pick
her up at 8 Saturday night.
Saturday when he pulled up to the front of the
house(before that he splashed pheromones on himself, ok bruce?) he remembered his problem and knew when
she came to the door he would be so embarrassed.
Thinking quickly he reached into the glove
compartment and pulled out a piece of twine,
pulled down his pants and tied his penis to
his leg.
He then went up the steps and rang the door bell.
She came out and they walked to the car he opened
the door for her and just as she was about to
step in she dropped her purse. She had a very
short black dress on(the kind Elana loves to wear) and when she bent over to pick up her purse he ended up kicking her in
the forehead.
seadove