**DONOTDELETE**
12-12-2002, 08:05 AM
CHRISTMAS CAKE
>>>
>>>Ingredients:
>>>1 bottle Tequila
>>>1 cup of water
>>>1 tsp baking soda
>>>1 cup of sugar
>>>1 tsp salt
>>>1 cup brown sugar
>>>lemon juice
>>>4 large eggs
>>>Nuts
>>>2 cups dried fruit
>>>
>>>Sample the Tequila to check the quality. Take out a large bowl; check the Tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
>>>
>>>Turn on the electric mixer.
>>>
>>>Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>>>
>>>At this point, it\'s best to make sure the Tequila is still ok. Try another cup, just in case.
>>>
>>>Turn off the mixerer.
>>>
>>>Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit.
>>>
>>>Pick fruit up off floor.
>>>
>>>Mix on the turner.
>>>
>>>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>>>
>>>Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisticity.
>>>
>>>Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a [bad word].
>>>
>>>Check the Tequila.
>>>
>>>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>>>
>>>Add one table.
>>>
>>>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
>>>
>>>Greash the oven.
>>>
>>>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>>>
>>>Don\'t forget to beat off the turner.
>>>
>>>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Tequila and kick the cat.
>>>
>>>Cherry Mistmas!
>>>
>>>Ingredients:
>>>1 bottle Tequila
>>>1 cup of water
>>>1 tsp baking soda
>>>1 cup of sugar
>>>1 tsp salt
>>>1 cup brown sugar
>>>lemon juice
>>>4 large eggs
>>>Nuts
>>>2 cups dried fruit
>>>
>>>Sample the Tequila to check the quality. Take out a large bowl; check the Tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
>>>
>>>Turn on the electric mixer.
>>>
>>>Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>>>
>>>At this point, it\'s best to make sure the Tequila is still ok. Try another cup, just in case.
>>>
>>>Turn off the mixerer.
>>>
>>>Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit.
>>>
>>>Pick fruit up off floor.
>>>
>>>Mix on the turner.
>>>
>>>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>>>
>>>Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisticity.
>>>
>>>Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a [bad word].
>>>
>>>Check the Tequila.
>>>
>>>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>>>
>>>Add one table.
>>>
>>>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
>>>
>>>Greash the oven.
>>>
>>>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>>>
>>>Don\'t forget to beat off the turner.
>>>
>>>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Tequila and kick the cat.
>>>
>>>Cherry Mistmas!