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seadove
12-11-2002, 04:50 AM
Selma Telephones Home With Some Exciting News:

\"Mama, I got married.\"
\"Mazel tov,\" says Mama.

\"I might as well tell you, Mama, he\'s not of our faith.\"
\"So he\'s a goy. But am I prejudiced?\"

\"But, Mama, he\'s also black.\"
\"So he\'s a shvartzeh. By me, everybody should be tolerant.\"

\"Well, frankly, Mama, he\'s also unemployed.\"
\"So, you\'ll support him. A vife should help her hozbund.\"

\"But, Mama, we have no place to live.\"
\"Don\'t vorry, Selma, dear. You\'ll move in vit us.\"

\"But Mama, you have only one bedroom.\"
\"Dot\'s okay. You and your husband can have the bedroom.\"

\"Yes, Mama, but where will you and Papa sleep?\"
\"Papa can sleep on da couch in da living room.\"

\"Yes, Mama, but where will YOU sleep?\"
\"Selma, dear, about me you shouldn\'t vorry. Da
minute I get off da phone, I\'m gonna drop dead.\"
Elana
12-11-2002, 05:39 AM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif Very funny /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Elana
12-11-2002, 05:39 AM
Am I the only token Jew on this forum? /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
seadove
12-11-2002, 05:42 AM
Relax
I\'m Jewish too

seadove
Elana
12-11-2002, 05:44 AM
Oh good...we can use the secret Jewish code to get sexy messages back and forth to each other and no one will be the wiser.
seadove
12-11-2002, 05:46 AM
Yes, and we\'ll drive em all up the wall.

seadove
**DONOTDELETE**
12-11-2002, 05:49 AM
Well, you\'re off to a good start.
seadove
12-11-2002, 05:51 AM
fulltiltetc
If you stay good I\'ll let you sign my broken leg.

seadove
Elana
12-11-2002, 05:52 AM
Stay good? When has she ever been good?
**DONOTDELETE**
12-11-2002, 06:08 AM
Good?! Damn me with faint praise... I\'m \"good\" on my worst day. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif How far up does that cast go, anyway?
seadove
12-11-2002, 06:17 AM
The whole right leg to the guy.

At nights I hurt but in the day light I keep myself busy at home.



seadove
Elana
12-11-2002, 06:19 AM
I want to sign it too. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
seadove
12-11-2002, 07:52 AM
Only if you\'re as good as fulltiltetc.

seadove
Elana
12-11-2002, 09:57 AM
Well, that is not gonna happen.
**DONOTDELETE**
12-11-2002, 10:35 AM
lol
That\'s because you\'d probably be better. I dunno, what do you think, Elana -- poor guy with a broken leg -- he probably deserves to be entertained a little. You and I could have little friendly competition and let him be the judge.

On the other hand...I\'m beginning to think he might never be able to decide and keep making us do repeat performances to break a tie, or something.
belgareth
12-11-2002, 10:42 AM
And you would be the first to complain, right?
**DONOTDELETE**
12-11-2002, 10:46 AM
After about a week of that, well, yeah. I might complain a little then.
seadove
12-11-2002, 10:51 AM
Pray wait belgareth and let the two rozitas finish fighting over me.
And then interrupt.

seadove
**DONOTDELETE**
12-11-2002, 10:53 AM
rozita better mean something nice, or I\'m not signing my whole name like I was going to
seadove
12-11-2002, 10:56 AM
rozitas is vonderbar.(the two roses)

seadove
**DONOTDELETE**
12-11-2002, 11:02 AM
Cool

I\'ll write my whole name and scrawwwwlllll.
Elana
12-11-2002, 01:26 PM
I\'m game for a little friendly competiton. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
12-12-2002, 12:01 AM
Vat segzy massages?, tell me, tell me, although I am not Jewish.