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seadove
12-09-2002, 10:33 AM
CJ01 If you\'re a blonde it\'s not you.Who, me? Prejudiced?? Well, maybe a little... :-))


A beautiful young blonde goes to a soda machine at Caesar\'s Palace in
Las Vegas. She arrives just before a businessman. She opens her purse
and puts in 50 cents, pushes the Diet Pepsi button, and out comes a
Diet Pepsi.

She puts it on a counter by the machine and reaches back into her purse.
She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine
carefully, she pushes the button for Dr. Pepper and out comes Dr. Pepper
and 50 cents change. She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the
machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton\'s
Iced Tea.

As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman, who has been
waiting patiently for several minutes, asks, \"Excuse me, but are you
done yet?\"

She looks at him and indignantly replies, \"Well Duhhh!!! I\'m still winning.\"
CJ01
12-09-2002, 11:55 AM
Funny seadove,

`A beautiful young blonde in Vegas´ , no it´s not me /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
CJ01
12-09-2002, 11:57 AM
I don´t know if anyone´s blonde here, it´s so difficult to tell. -DUH. CJ
Elana
12-09-2002, 12:22 PM
I\'m a true blonde /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
12-09-2002, 12:38 PM
I used to be a bleached blonde.

Elana, do blonde jokes offend you?
Elana
12-09-2002, 12:40 PM
No, blonde jokes don\'t offend me at all. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Only stupid jokes offend me. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
12-09-2002, 01:48 PM
I love blonde jokes. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
franki
12-09-2002, 02:19 PM
\"`A beautiful young blonde in Vegas´ , no it´s not me\"

Hmmmm. That doesn\'t mean you are not a blonde, right?
You can at least tell us whether you are a blonde or not, CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
CJ01
12-09-2002, 02:29 PM
No, it means I´m not in Veags /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

How do I look? - How would you like me to look, franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
CJ
franki
12-09-2002, 02:31 PM
To start with, I hope you look like a woman and not like a man. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
CJ01
12-09-2002, 02:34 PM
Well, actually after the operation...no just kidding! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

I shall leave the rest to your imagination. CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
12-11-2002, 12:14 AM
I\'m glad nobody takes offense to Blonde jokes \'cause I got some of the best.

Here\'s one: A blonde goes to a shoe store and wants to buy some alligator boots. The owner says they cost $500. The blonde says, \"For that kind of money, I can shoot my own!\" To that, the man replies, \"Why don\'t ya then?\"

The blonde leaves and the owner thinks nothing more of it. On his way home later that evening, he is passing a swamp and he sees the blonde with a big row of dead \'gators and the biggest alligator he\'s ever seen coming right at her. She has a shotgun, which she aims right between the alligator\'s eyes and shoots it dead.

Just then, he hears her exclaim, \"Darn it, this one don\'t have any boots either.\"