seadove
12-09-2002, 10:33 AM
CJ01 If you\'re a blonde it\'s not you.Who, me? Prejudiced?? Well, maybe a little... :-))
A beautiful young blonde goes to a soda machine at Caesar\'s Palace in
Las Vegas. She arrives just before a businessman. She opens her purse
and puts in 50 cents, pushes the Diet Pepsi button, and out comes a
Diet Pepsi.
She puts it on a counter by the machine and reaches back into her purse.
She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine
carefully, she pushes the button for Dr. Pepper and out comes Dr. Pepper
and 50 cents change. She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the
machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton\'s
Iced Tea.
As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman, who has been
waiting patiently for several minutes, asks, \"Excuse me, but are you
done yet?\"
She looks at him and indignantly replies, \"Well Duhhh!!! I\'m still winning.\"
A beautiful young blonde goes to a soda machine at Caesar\'s Palace in
Las Vegas. She arrives just before a businessman. She opens her purse
and puts in 50 cents, pushes the Diet Pepsi button, and out comes a
Diet Pepsi.
She puts it on a counter by the machine and reaches back into her purse.
She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine
carefully, she pushes the button for Dr. Pepper and out comes Dr. Pepper
and 50 cents change. She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the
machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton\'s
Iced Tea.
As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman, who has been
waiting patiently for several minutes, asks, \"Excuse me, but are you
done yet?\"
She looks at him and indignantly replies, \"Well Duhhh!!! I\'m still winning.\"