Real Life Humor

[Bruce]

OK, I gotta show you this SPAM email I just got; funnier than fiction; meant to be serious. I hope nobody takes offense. First close your eyes and recall the Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd amazing Chec Playboys bit. Then read the following email with that accent.
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Subject: Believe or not! All famous russian teens getting naked for you!!!

Dear Surfer!

Maybe you have heard that at \"Ms. of the Universe\" competition russian girl won?

And maybe you want to feel all that feelings that all men in jury and spectators all over the world got looking at them?

Every real man while looking got really excited, and even undressed them by a sight, dreamed of touching and [bad word] them!

And now you can look at all these russian models by your own eyes!

Here you will find all that excellence!

As always russian girls are very horny and eager to show their bodies to the public.

First they show their extremely sexual forms - the softcore shots section.

Than, you will enjoy looking at a real hardcore orgies - somethimes they even have sex with several men, suck their dicks and doing absolutely everything.

Nothing is unreal for them!

As an excellent sluts, they want to be [bad word] always and everywhere and getting the great pleasure from it!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

OHMYGOD, not the famous Russian teens?!? You know, I *heard* they were excellent sluts...


WTF???! /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[EXIT63]

Where\'s the LINK ? ? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[CJ01]

WTF indeed FTR

[Bruce]

Yes, FTR, those are the ones. And the best part is that they are even deriving the great pleasure from it, which certainly sets my mind at ease.
Bruce

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Well, you know those Russian girls. Very horny and eager to show their bodies to the public, so why wouldn\'t they be deriving the great pleasure from it?

He doesn\'t mention whether they\'re wearing red lipstick. I don\'t want to see the movies if not. The lipstick\'s key.

[Bruce]

You know, I never thought about it that way. Sure. Why not? I mean it does say that \"Nothing is unreal for them.\"

Alas, no red lipstick, or very little. I found this out by doing a scientific study of the references supplied with the email.

Bruce

[camusflage]

You know what they say.. Math and alcohol don\'t go together--Never drink and derive!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Oh, bogus! no red lipstick, I was all geared up \'till you told me that.

But Bruce. Good god man. What you\'ll put yourself through in the name of science ... there is no sacrifice too great, apparently. I hope you at least got to feel all that feelings that spectators all over the world got looking at them.

[upsidedown]

I\'m taking up a collection to send red lipstick to all the famous Russian teens.

I think it\'s the least I can do in the interest of furthering the improving relations between our two cultures. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

sniff...trembling chin...the humanity. the philanthropy. it\'s so beautiful.

[EXIT63]

RUSSIAN GIRLS ROCK! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !