WEAPONS FOR THE LADIES!!!

[MOBLEYC57]

\"UGLY THINGS TO SAY TO A NAKED GUY\"

I\'ve smoked fatter joints than that.
Awww, it\'s cute.
Why don\'t we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It\'s OK, we\'ll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Oh no...a flash headache.
(giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it\'ll grow.
Why is God punishing me?
At least this won\'t take long.
I never saw one like that before.
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don\'t we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me really drunk first....
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
It\'s a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So this is why you\'re supposed to judge people on personality.
I guess this makes me the early bird.

HOPE YOUR DAY HAD YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!

[krtel]

LOL!!!!!! Dude, hilarious I tell you, hilarious! Omg, that is mean stuff! *shivers*

- Krish

[MOBLEYC57]

Mean stuff it tis!!! Buuuuuuuut! It\'s only mean if it applies to you. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif If you get my meaning? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif There are some mean women out there!!! If you ask me, they all need some Mobley\'s cross-the-lap treatment!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif TATER!!!!

[jose]

Your to funny Mobley I hope you never heard these lines before.lol Hey those ladies might like to get a spanking by you. lol