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MOBLEYC57
11-27-2002, 04:35 PM
THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN\'T

Reach in and grab the giblets.

Whew, that\'s one terrific spread!

I\'m in the mood for a little dark meat.

Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.

Talk about a huge breast!

\"and he forced his way into the end zone...\"

She\'s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.

It\'s Cool Whip time!!!!

If I don\'t unbuckle my pants, I\'m going to burst!

It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, SOMEONE\'S GOING TO NEED SOME ROLAIDS, OR A BUTT PLUNGING!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Tater!!!