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MOBLEYC57
11-26-2002, 11:04 AM
Wishing all of you Mad Scientist and Mad Scientist Wanna Be[s] a Thanksgiving that has you in a relaxed state of being, full of fattening goodies, happiness, and plenty of smiles. Those of you traveling...may God protect you to and from, and you gain a few pounds that causes you the worry of not fitting your pants, good memories of the day, and plenty of smiles! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

\"The Night Of THANKSGIVING!\"


\'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, and I just couldn\'t sleep!
I tried counting backwards, I even tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned, the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might!

I was tossing and turning with starving anticipation,
And the dream of a snack became my infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge, full of sweets and goodies galore!

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Stuffing and carrots and peas and tomatoes!

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
And all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!

I crashed through the ceiling and into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees,
\"Happy eating to all...Save me some sweet potatoe pie, please!\"

No one heard me, as I floated into the sky,
Only wondering who would get that last piece of pie,

I was close to the North Star, when my stomach popped,
I awoke from my dream the very moment, I started to drop,

Be careful at that table, or it may not be a dream,
It could very well be you that floats off, from the Thanksgiving scene!

Happy Thanksgiving!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Tater!!

biteme
11-26-2002, 12:34 PM
That was COOL !!!

You\'re the Talented Mr. Mobley.

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jose
11-27-2002, 07:11 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on the boards including crazy Mobley.

MOBLEYC57
11-27-2002, 08:35 AM
To one of my first Mone Heroes - Jose:

\"May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump
May your potatoes \'n gravy have nary a lump.\"

\"May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.\"

\"And should this day leave you at 600 pounds plus
You can always wear mones and stalk up a fuss!\"

\"May you get so full, you have to sleep on your back
And may you smile so much, your face starts to crack.\"

Say huh!!!? I\'m not crazy!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif Tater!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

Bruce
11-27-2002, 10:53 PM
Thanks Mobley! Same to you.
Happy Thanksgiving,
Bruce