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11-21-2002, 10:11 PM
The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that
someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote
\"Revelation 3:20\" on the back and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday in church,he found that his card had been returned. Added to it
was this cryptic message, \"Genesis 3:10.\"

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins \"Behold, I stand at the door
and knock.\"

Genesis 3:10 reads, \"I heard your voice in the garden
and I was afraid for I was naked.\"