**DONOTDELETE**
10-30-2002, 04:45 PM
Ok heres where its at. I got my \"Mad Proffessor\" chemistry set on Monday (Thanks Bruce that was quick) Now when I smuggled it into my room I was as happy as a pig in ... nah not gonna go there (I had to pass my ex\'s room she\'s just my roomate but I\'m wanting to (re)change that) I closed my door and opened this bottle that should have had a warning \"Flamable\" within 10 seconds later I heard a scream from 2 rooms away \"YOU NEED A SHOWER!\" Ya I was laughing too so just to humour her I went and took a shower. Later that day I secluded myself in my room to begin creating Frankin...uhhh no wait I mean uhhh my unique scent. This so far has taken a life of its own.
about 10 minutes into my experiementing she came pounding on my door (dear god did I jump but y\'know I\'m thankful to the same diety that I didn\'t spill a drop)
I bellowed \"What!?!\" She asked if I was cooking beef stew so I reminded her that theres no heating elements in any room but the kitchen.
uhhh Bruce?
Beef stew? Well leme tell ya I haven\'t yet put this stuff on...
Later (much later when she was heading to bed) she hollered at me to change our son\'s diaper immeadiatly!
Praise be I still at that point hadent put it on.
The next morning I finally believed I had my secret after working all night at it.
a little dab will do for the \"field test\" I passed her and she suddenly exclaimed \"Hey....I\'m hungry\" and wanted Pork rinds
Now I\'m thinking this is great a way to a woman\'s heart is through her stomach?
Now lemme explain something you have plenty of warnings here and I\'m NOT dissapointed.. .actually I\'m having a ball. I did find something that sort of works. but I\'m still working on it.
I got a chunk of genoa (type of salame) I dabed a bit of genoa oil with a tiny drop of bovril some colone (cool water fake) and one drop of musk sented pheremones into the spray bottle thingy. I stepped out into the living room and she raised her eyebrow as if she was kind of interested
ok I\'m going to play around with food kind of scents before actually getting serious but hey if it works. AND NO SHE ISN\"T FAT
anyway so far its been a gas (no pun intended)
Thanks Bruce for squeezing Swarzeneggar\'s gym socks into a bottle or Superman\'s Jock strap or whatever (YES I think it stinks but even flatulant Rhino\'s have mates)
I\'ll get it right now one question for those that have been here a while... NPC APC etc those arent terms for dungeons and dragons are they? What do they mean?
about 10 minutes into my experiementing she came pounding on my door (dear god did I jump but y\'know I\'m thankful to the same diety that I didn\'t spill a drop)
I bellowed \"What!?!\" She asked if I was cooking beef stew so I reminded her that theres no heating elements in any room but the kitchen.
uhhh Bruce?
Beef stew? Well leme tell ya I haven\'t yet put this stuff on...
Later (much later when she was heading to bed) she hollered at me to change our son\'s diaper immeadiatly!
Praise be I still at that point hadent put it on.
The next morning I finally believed I had my secret after working all night at it.
a little dab will do for the \"field test\" I passed her and she suddenly exclaimed \"Hey....I\'m hungry\" and wanted Pork rinds
Now I\'m thinking this is great a way to a woman\'s heart is through her stomach?
Now lemme explain something you have plenty of warnings here and I\'m NOT dissapointed.. .actually I\'m having a ball. I did find something that sort of works. but I\'m still working on it.
I got a chunk of genoa (type of salame) I dabed a bit of genoa oil with a tiny drop of bovril some colone (cool water fake) and one drop of musk sented pheremones into the spray bottle thingy. I stepped out into the living room and she raised her eyebrow as if she was kind of interested
ok I\'m going to play around with food kind of scents before actually getting serious but hey if it works. AND NO SHE ISN\"T FAT
anyway so far its been a gas (no pun intended)
Thanks Bruce for squeezing Swarzeneggar\'s gym socks into a bottle or Superman\'s Jock strap or whatever (YES I think it stinks but even flatulant Rhino\'s have mates)
I\'ll get it right now one question for those that have been here a while... NPC APC etc those arent terms for dungeons and dragons are they? What do they mean?