Costume Help: Most Embarrassing Way to Die

[ralary]

St. Paddy's Day is coming,I'm going to a party in a few weeks where the theme is "Most Embarrassing

Way to Die" and I was wondering if anyone can give me some ideas for a costume. Also, I'm a boy, so "caught p***s

in a zipper and bled to death" sort of ideas don't work. I wish this can work.
I'd appreciate any ideas you can

offer!

[Goldcoastq]

I think choking to death on

SPAM might be appropriate.

[idesign]

ralary, a lot of your posts

contain links clearly intended for reasons other than the edification of our forum members here. Please refrain

from posting links in the future.

We like a diverse group but don't like spam, will ban if

necessary.

Thanks

[Lovely100]

Well, let's see... There's anything involving "an accident"... With tools...or showing

off...or with loved ones... Then there's something "medical"... That can involve any blood or bowels... Ewe

Gross! Or some combination of the two!