Post your funniest spam mail blurbs

[Bruce]

Just

got this one. (unedited)

It will force your meat device to functionate like a rocket!

[that1guy]

Bruce, i think you are the only

one who actually reads their spam mail.

[belgareth]

I get at least a hundred a day

and only go so far as to look to see if any should be moved from jumk to inbox. Otherwise I just clear them.



What really shocked me was when I saw in a recent study that tens of thousands of people actually read and respond

to junk mail.

[Bruce]

Well, there must be some payoff for

spammers. They apparently don't mind causing headaches for millions of folks in order to sell to a few thousand.

I don't make a habit of reading them, but the occasional title catches my attention if it's funny.

[idesign]

"Let private part torn girls

apart!

If the powerful and not pricy solution is available to you - why don't you give it a chance?"

[idesign]

"All girls will accept ur wang

inside!"

(I didn't even open it to read what they're selling, can't take that kind of temptation) :)