Three word story (forum game)

[Bruce]

Dudley's elongated chin.

[idesign]

Nell thought highly

[Bruce]

of that chin

[idesign]

thinking it might

[Bruce]

come in handy

[idesign]

at the next

[Bruce]

weird boyfriend convention.

[idesign]

Dudley placed second

[Bruce]

last year, and

[idesign]

won endorsement contracts

[Bruce]

with Nike and

[idesign]

Amalgamated Shave Products.

[Bruce]

And *this* year

[Rbt]

he's entering his

[Bruce]

jalonki as well!

[idesign]

Nell, remembering well

[Bruce]

the mathematical relationship

[idesign]

between anatomical appendages,

[Bruce]

wisely chose his

[Rbt]

angle of entry

[Bruce]

divided by the

[Rbt]

square root of

[idesign]

her quadropoedic preference.

[Bruce]

"The horse" cried

[idesign]

Dudley! How many

[Bruce]

times have I

[idesign]

calculated that angle

[Bruce]

and never realized

[idesign]

the depth of

[Rbt]

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===========================

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you.

[idesign]

to realize how

[Bruce]

perceptive a horse

[belgareth]

of a different

[idesign]

G-rated cartoon can

[Bruce]

be! Why, just

[Rbt]

yesterday, Mr. Ed

[Bruce]

was saying that

[idesign]

Willlllbuuurrrrr ate his

[Bruce]

favorite horse d'œuvre!

[idesign]

Eliciting equine ire

[Bruce]

is (of course)

[Rbt]

(of course) a

[idesign]

dangerous course, unless

[Rbt]

it's a dessert

[Bruce]

in which case

[idesign]

my horse placed

[Bruce]

the salad fork

[idesign]

at Belmont, embarrassing

[Bruce]

because *last* year

[Rbt]

, unbeknownst to anybody,

[Bruce]

Monsieur Edward placed

[idesign]

the fish knife

[Bruce]

at Churchill Downs

[idesign]

shocking every concerned

[Rbt]

electrician, not to

[Bruce]

mention their therapists

[idesign]

who never shrank

[Rbt]

a head in


.......

[idesign]

a horse

race.

(whew!)

(btw, you guys ever read through this story page by page? Pretty funny at times.)

[Bruce]

A photo finish!

[idesign]

Chapter II

[Bruce]

Girlfriends and horses,

[idesign]

while often behaving

[Bruce]

similarly, are actually

[idesign]

useful for dissimilar

[Bruce]

reasons. For example

[idesign]

riding, each offers

[Bruce]

comfort, but then

[idesign]

comfort is defined

[Rbt]

by Frenchmen as

[Bruce]

Ménage à trois

[Rbt]

, a German as

[Bruce]

arschloch verstopfung ausshiessen

[idesign]

:rofl:

and a Spaniard

[Bruce]

deliciosa fruta da fantástica

estupenda fabulosa del griego kolpos comer

(where 3 words just won't do!)

[Rbt]

, a Republican as

[Bruce]

watching Fox News

[Rbt]

, a fox watching

[idesign]

Democrats pick pockets.

[Rbt]

Meanwhile, back at

[idesign]

the stable, Romanians

[Bruce]

scratch their heads,

[idesign]

and think fondly

[Bruce]

of olden days

[idesign]

when girlfriends were

[Bruce]

girlfriends, and horses

[Rbt]

, well.... maybe it's

[Bruce]

better not to

[idesign]

risk certain death.

[Rbt]

Around this time

[idesign]

down at the

[Rbt]

farm, Bob Evans

[Bruce]

the um :think: famous

[idesign]

restauranteur, with waitresses

[Rbt]

poking his sausage

[idesign]

gleefully, rode out

[Bruce]

to meet Dale

[idesign]

who, upon seeing

[Rbt]

a handsome stallion

[Bruce]

demanded a full

[idesign]

explanation of why

[Rbt]

their tips were

[idesign]

in their garters.

[Rbt]

Their tits however

[Bruce]

were *not* where

[Rbt]

the customers wanted

[idesign]

to Dale's relief.

[Bruce]

Meanwhile, Roy was

[idesign]

reacting strangely. Several

[Rbt]

of his rowels

[Bruce]

got caught in

[Rbt]

the cracks around

[idesign]

Curly's jowls after

[Rbt]

a wild session

[Bruce]

with Jingles, who

[Rbt]

, by the way,

[idesign]

spurred everyone on.

[Rbt]

"Anybody wanna play "

[idesign]

pin the tail

[Rbt]

to the floor

[Bruce]

??? Don't you mean...

[idesign]

a-a-aa-nnn-n-nnnn-nother ass

game?

[Rbt]

Ride The Pony?

[idesign]

queried Jingles, who

[Bruce]

was never the

[Rbt]

the rider, but

[Bruce]

repeated "the" alot :)

[Rbt]

, or maybe "thee,"

[Bruce]

depending on your

[Rbt]

innermost sexual desires

[idesign]

while cruising Texas.

[Bruce]

Generally Texas is

[idesign]

big. In fact,

[Bruce]

even the toilets

[Rbt]

can seat three

[idesign]

big ones, and

[Bruce]

several rodents too.

[idesign]

You might wonder

[Rbt]

, as did I,

[Bruce]

what a rodent

[idesign]

, as big as

[Rbt]

the National Debt

[idesign]

eats for dinner.

[Rbt]

A noted scientist

[idesign]

was eaten Saturday.

[Rbt]

Several large rodents

[idesign]

ran for Congress,

[Rbt]

intent on passing

[Bruce]

stool in Texas.

[idesign]

Spectacles were found

[Rbt]

on a stool

[Bruce]

where else but

[Rbt]

a butt would

[idesign]

drop stool, but

[Rbt]

let's button up

[idesign]

this speculation. Oregonians

[Rbt]

(no, not "orgasmonians...")

[Bruce]

are prone to

[Rbt]

being vertical when

[idesign]

southern exposures

horizontalize.

[Rbt]

An Oregonian vertical

[Bruce]

is likely to

[idesign]

remain vertical, as

[Rbt]

long as they

[Bruce]

don't wiggle too

[Rbt]

much around the

[Bruce]

time of the

[idesign]

waning moon after

[Rbt]

she yelled "Idaho!" *


(*think

about it.... I... da... )

[idesign]

", what a trout!"

[Rbt]

A nearby tramp

[idesign]

, voraciously eating sardines,

[Bruce]

cryptically exclaimed. That

[idesign]

vertical astounds me.

[Rbt]

But, however, horizontal

[Bruce]

is the way

[Rbt]

to a woman's

[idesign]

inner trout longings.

[Bruce]

Trout, as you

[Rbt]

no doubt know,

[Bruce]

are very fond

[Rbt]

of hanging low,

[Bruce]

playing it safe,

[idesign]

and going deep.

[Rbt]

Goal! He Scores!

[Bruce]

[Ed. note: Are

[Rbt]

any of you

[idesign]

licensed?] Now, everyone

[Rbt]

gather around, and

[idesign]

note Ed. He's

[Bruce]

knows that fish

[idesign]

be understandin' apostrophes.

:)

[Rbt]

(Apostrophies being more

[idesign]

grammatical than haste). :)

[Bruce]

Commas however are

[idesign]

more fun.

Seasonal




("He's knows that fish"? who wrote that sentence???)

[Bruce]

deluges of commas

[idesign]

cause hilarious pauses

[Rbt]

in, many, clauses,

[Bruce]

including Santa, who

[Rbt]

causes many a

[idesign]

militant elf nausea.

[Bruce]

This time of

[Rbt]

the year also

[idesign]

brings colon mishaps.

[Bruce]

Very messy and

[idesign]

and confusing if

[Rbt]

it's a semicolon.

[Bruce]

when it's semi

[Rbt]

-nol, you have

[idesign]

a misspelled word.

[Rbt]

But note worthy.

[idesign]

[Pub. note: Writers

[Bruce]

cramp is often

[idesign]

semi-enriched, seminal colon

[Bruce]

cologne controllable.] Moving

[idesign]

in this realm

[Rbt]

(not the cologne)

[Bruce]

is difficult even

[idesign]

for those who

[Rbt]

drive moving vans.

[Bruce]

Hovercraft however hover

[idesign]

over lovers' covers,

[Bruce]

making it very

[idesign]

hard to concentrate.

[Bruce]

No pun intended.

[Rbt]

Moving on, we

[Bruce]

find that our

[idesign]

moves lack a

[Rbt]

fluidity of movement

[Bruce]

which only comes

[Rbt]

from bodily fluids

[TheAttractor]

that get released

[Bruce]

in response to

(welcome

TheAttractor!)

[idesign]

The Attractor's stimulus

{[(package)]}

(I forgot to tell you... extra words are allowed if put in the right number and shape of brackets

when welcoming a new contributor early in a fall month during an odd year, and its a Monday) :)

[Rbt]

{[(Yeah... right...)]}

Many

jealous congressmen

[idesign]

wish they attracted

[Bruce]

flies rather than

[idesign]

lies, but can't

[Rbt]

ooze their way

[idesign]

out from under

[Rbt]

in from over

[idesign]

or even sideways

[Bruce]

around the rock

[idesign]

that spawned their

[Rbt]

sock, and their

[Bruce]

dysfunction. But we

[Rbt]

also see, around

[idesign]

midnight, when all

[Rbt]

things oozey are