belgareth
10-19-2008, 07:28 PM
Children's Science Exam
If you
need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
Q: Name the four
seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A:
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large p ollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A:
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?(Brilliant, love
this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
<B>
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
</B>
A: The tides are a fight
between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
<B>
Q: What are steroids?
</B>
A: Things for keeping
carpets still on the stairs.
<B>
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
</B>
A: When you get old, so
do your bowels and you get intercontinental
<B>
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
</B>
A: He says good-bye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.
(The kid
gets an A+ for this answer!)
<B>
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
</B>
A: Premature death.
<B>
Q: How are the main parts
of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) </B>
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
<B>
Q: What is the fibula?</B>
A: A small lie.
<B>
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? </B>
A: Nearby.
<B>
Q: Give the meaning of
the term 'Caesarian Section.' </B>
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in
Rome
<B>
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
</B>
A: Benign is what you
will be after you be eight.
"life is what
we make
it--
always has been,
always will be."
--Grandma Moses
If you
need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
Q: Name the four
seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A:
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large p ollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A:
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?(Brilliant, love
this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
<B>
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
</B>
A: The tides are a fight
between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
<B>
Q: What are steroids?
</B>
A: Things for keeping
carpets still on the stairs.
<B>
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
</B>
A: When you get old, so
do your bowels and you get intercontinental
<B>
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
</B>
A: He says good-bye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.
(The kid
gets an A+ for this answer!)
<B>
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
</B>
A: Premature death.
<B>
Q: How are the main parts
of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) </B>
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
<B>
Q: What is the fibula?</B>
A: A small lie.
<B>
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? </B>
A: Nearby.
<B>
Q: Give the meaning of
the term 'Caesarian Section.' </B>
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in
Rome
<B>
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
</B>
A: Benign is what you
will be after you be eight.
"life is what
we make
it--
always has been,
always will be."
--Grandma Moses