shimmyshimmy
09-21-2008, 01:28 AM
It's an early Saturday night and I'm bored as hell.
I moved out to the midwest (Iowa) from
the east coast(Pennsylvania) back in March to work on my doctorate and things here are pretty boring. My weekends
usually involve lots of studying and maybe a movie or working on my car or some other equally non-distinct activity.
Tonight was a bit different as I decided that a few drinks were called for as I had pulled out a pretty
spectacular turnaround in my organic chemistry
class. :cheers:
So I'm doing some work around the apartment
this afternoon then get myself ready for the evening with the usual shit, shower & shave that every guy is familiar
with. I also haven't had the chance to hang out with too many women since I have been here either. It's not
that they're not around. I'm just really busy. I'm hoping tonight's different. After I shower I put on 8
dabs of TE behind my ears and along my neck and around my upper chest and long strokes of SoE. I applied 3 long
strokes down each arm from my elbow to my wrist. I also hit up my jaw line and cheeks with random strokes. I
firmly believe that a person can't overdose with SoE. I also tried something new this time. It should have been
obvious, but sometimes obvious takes me a little while. I dowsed myself in Polo Black directly over where there the
TE was. I usually go easy on the cologne, but after my last time out with a just a few spritzes a lot of people
were like "What smells like ass?" So this time I tried a lot more. It seemed to do the trick.
At one point there
were 4 women on either side of me. I tried to get the eye from them, but one was with her bf and giving me the eye
every other sip from her drink and the three others were getting all emotional over the one's fiance, so whatever.
However, the bartenders were all over me like a starving man all over a grilled cheese sandwich. There were 3 of
them and all were attractive. The last one was a little chunky, but her boobs were incredible and her face was cute
too. I would have went home with her in an instant.
The place is not really happening, so the bartenders are
all over the place, doing shots, talking amongst themselves and picking up glasses while generally trying to be
busy. I strike up a conversation with one. We seemed to hit it off. She tells me that she's dated a few people
from the school I went to. I also bust her balls a bit because she carded me (I'm 30). She eventually goes off to
wait on other customers. Meanwhile, the other bartenders come over to wash glasses and I strike up conversations
with them too. I'm not the smoothest player out there, but with these 'mones things seem to be going well and all
responded really well.
Later on the first bartender comes back over and she's rubbing her hands together.
She tells me to give her one of my hands and I do. She then gives me a hand massage that felt spectacular. Not
just for the massage, but also because I had rowed 7500 m on the ergometer the day before and my hands were killing
me. She was eyeing me up like a T-bone steak too. The thing is that she left all of the sudden to go wait on other
patrons of the bar and I couldn't get her attention again. :confused: I was slightly pissed, but whatever, no big
deal. She gave me a pound as I was leaving and told me to come back next Saturday.
Weird.
I count
these as hits, because the eye contact from the girl with the bf was off the charts. Also, the bartender giving me
the hand massage was an obvious hit, but fool that I am, didn't capitalize on it. Im not a don juan
unfortunately. Perhaps someone can help me in this area? My game sux.
This stuff is pretty potent though and I
just wanted to pass this along for anyone who seems to have questions about dosage and what else have you.
I moved out to the midwest (Iowa) from
the east coast(Pennsylvania) back in March to work on my doctorate and things here are pretty boring. My weekends
usually involve lots of studying and maybe a movie or working on my car or some other equally non-distinct activity.
Tonight was a bit different as I decided that a few drinks were called for as I had pulled out a pretty
spectacular turnaround in my organic chemistry
class. :cheers:
So I'm doing some work around the apartment
this afternoon then get myself ready for the evening with the usual shit, shower & shave that every guy is familiar
with. I also haven't had the chance to hang out with too many women since I have been here either. It's not
that they're not around. I'm just really busy. I'm hoping tonight's different. After I shower I put on 8
dabs of TE behind my ears and along my neck and around my upper chest and long strokes of SoE. I applied 3 long
strokes down each arm from my elbow to my wrist. I also hit up my jaw line and cheeks with random strokes. I
firmly believe that a person can't overdose with SoE. I also tried something new this time. It should have been
obvious, but sometimes obvious takes me a little while. I dowsed myself in Polo Black directly over where there the
TE was. I usually go easy on the cologne, but after my last time out with a just a few spritzes a lot of people
were like "What smells like ass?" So this time I tried a lot more. It seemed to do the trick.
At one point there
were 4 women on either side of me. I tried to get the eye from them, but one was with her bf and giving me the eye
every other sip from her drink and the three others were getting all emotional over the one's fiance, so whatever.
However, the bartenders were all over me like a starving man all over a grilled cheese sandwich. There were 3 of
them and all were attractive. The last one was a little chunky, but her boobs were incredible and her face was cute
too. I would have went home with her in an instant.
The place is not really happening, so the bartenders are
all over the place, doing shots, talking amongst themselves and picking up glasses while generally trying to be
busy. I strike up a conversation with one. We seemed to hit it off. She tells me that she's dated a few people
from the school I went to. I also bust her balls a bit because she carded me (I'm 30). She eventually goes off to
wait on other customers. Meanwhile, the other bartenders come over to wash glasses and I strike up conversations
with them too. I'm not the smoothest player out there, but with these 'mones things seem to be going well and all
responded really well.
Later on the first bartender comes back over and she's rubbing her hands together.
She tells me to give her one of my hands and I do. She then gives me a hand massage that felt spectacular. Not
just for the massage, but also because I had rowed 7500 m on the ergometer the day before and my hands were killing
me. She was eyeing me up like a T-bone steak too. The thing is that she left all of the sudden to go wait on other
patrons of the bar and I couldn't get her attention again. :confused: I was slightly pissed, but whatever, no big
deal. She gave me a pound as I was leaving and told me to come back next Saturday.
Weird.
I count
these as hits, because the eye contact from the girl with the bf was off the charts. Also, the bartender giving me
the hand massage was an obvious hit, but fool that I am, didn't capitalize on it. Im not a don juan
unfortunately. Perhaps someone can help me in this area? My game sux.
This stuff is pretty potent though and I
just wanted to pass this along for anyone who seems to have questions about dosage and what else have you.