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05-31-2008, 03:54 PM
They're Back!
Those Wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for church ladies with computers. These sentences actually appeared
in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2006 Release).
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference
includes meals.
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The sermon this
morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Our youth basketball team is back in action
Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today
has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Remember
in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone
who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't
let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't
know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next
Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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The Pastor will preach his farewell message,
after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married
on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon
topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due
to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and
other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope
along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and
medication to follow.
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The ladies of the
Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in
the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday
morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies
of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.
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The
eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight
Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
----------------------------------------------------------
The Associate Minister unveiled the
church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday : 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'.
Those Wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for church ladies with computers. These sentences actually appeared
in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2006 Release).
-------------------------------------------------- --------
The Fasting & Prayer Conference
includes meals.
----------------------------------------------------------
The sermon this
morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
----------------------------------------------------------
Our youth basketball team is back in action
Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
----------------------------------------------------------
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
----------------------------------------------------------
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today
has been canceled due to a conflict.
----------------------------------------------------------
Remember
in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone
who doesn't care much about you.
---------------------------------------------------------
Don't
let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
------------ ---------------------------------------------
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
----------------------------------------------------------
For those of you who have children and don't
know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
----------------------------------------------------------
Next
Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
----------------------------------------------------------
The Pastor will preach his farewell message,
after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
---------------------------------------------------------
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married
on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
---------------------------------------------------------
At the evening service tonight, the sermon
topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
---------------------------------------------------------
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due
to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
---------------------------------------------------------
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and
other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
---------------------------------------------------------
Please place your donation in the envelope
along with the deceased person you want remembered.
---------------------------------------------------------
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
-------------------------------------------------
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and
medication to follow.
------------------------------------------------ ---------
The ladies of the
Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
---
-------------------------------- ------ -----------------
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in
the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
---------------------------------------------------------
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday
morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
----------------------------------------------------------
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies
of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
--------------------------------------------
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.
------- --------------------------------------------------
The
eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.
----------------------------------------------------------
Weight
Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
----------------------------------------------------------
The Associate Minister unveiled the
church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday : 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'.