belgareth
01-10-2008, 03:45 PM
A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor's
office.
"Is it true," she wanted to
know,
"that the medication you prescribed
has
to be taken for the rest of my life?""
"Yes, I'm afraid so,"
the doctor told
her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady
replied,
[CO
LOR=#00005b]"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my
condition[/COLOR]
because this prescription is marked 'NO
REFILLS.'"
[COL
OR=#00005b]-----------------------------------------[/COLOR]
[/COL
OR]An older gentleman was on the operating
table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his
son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the
operation.
[COLO
R=#000000]As he was about to get the
anesthesia
[COLO
R=#000000]he asked to speak to his
son.[/COLOR]
"Yes, Dad, what is
it?"
"Don't be nervous,
son;
do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go
well,
if something happens to me, your mother is going to
come
and live with you and your
wife...."
--------------------------------
---------
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when
you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about
it.
------------------------------------------
[/SI
ZE]The older we get, the fewer things
seem
worth waiting in line
for.
------------------------------------------
[/S
IZE]Some people try to turn back their
odometers.
[COLO
R=#000000]Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this
way.[/COLOR]
I've traveled a long way and some of
the
roads weren't
paved.
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[/COLOR
]When you are dissatisfied and
would
like to go back to
youth,
think of Algebra
class.
---------------------------------------------
[/COLO
R]You know you are getting old when
everything
[COLO
R=#000000]either dries up or
leaks.
----------------------------------------------
[/COL
OR]I don't know how I got over the
hill
without getting to the
top.
----------------------------------------------
[/COLOR
]One of the many things no one tells you about
aging
is that it is such a nice change from being
young.
-----------------
-----------------------------
Ah, being young is
beautiful,
[COLO
R=#000000]but being old is
comfortable.
[CO
LOR=#00005b]-------------------------------------------
[/
COLOR]Long ago when men cursed and beat the
ground
with sticks, it was called
witchcraft.
[COL
OR=#000000]Today, it's called
golf.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/S
IZE]
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to
the
second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's
a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I
can't
find her and I'm getting a little
desperate."
[COL
OR=#000000]The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help
you
find her. What does she look
like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old!
,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does you wife look
like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't
matter,
--- let's go look for
yours."
*********
Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth...AMEN..
[SIZE=2][SIZE=2][SIZE=6]Only great
minds can read
this
[SIZE=3]
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane
mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it
FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT.
[/
SIZE]
phoned her doctor's
office.
"Is it true," she wanted to
know,
"that the medication you prescribed
has
to be taken for the rest of my life?""
"Yes, I'm afraid so,"
the doctor told
her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady
replied,
[CO
LOR=#00005b]"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my
condition[/COLOR]
because this prescription is marked 'NO
REFILLS.'"
[COL
OR=#00005b]-----------------------------------------[/COLOR]
[/COL
OR]An older gentleman was on the operating
table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his
son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the
operation.
[COLO
R=#000000]As he was about to get the
anesthesia
[COLO
R=#000000]he asked to speak to his
son.[/COLOR]
"Yes, Dad, what is
it?"
"Don't be nervous,
son;
do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go
well,
if something happens to me, your mother is going to
come
and live with you and your
wife...."
--------------------------------
---------
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when
you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about
it.
------------------------------------------
[/SI
ZE]The older we get, the fewer things
seem
worth waiting in line
for.
------------------------------------------
[/S
IZE]Some people try to turn back their
odometers.
[COLO
R=#000000]Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this
way.[/COLOR]
I've traveled a long way and some of
the
roads weren't
paved.
--------------------------------------------
[/COLOR
]When you are dissatisfied and
would
like to go back to
youth,
think of Algebra
class.
---------------------------------------------
[/COLO
R]You know you are getting old when
everything
[COLO
R=#000000]either dries up or
leaks.
----------------------------------------------
[/COL
OR]I don't know how I got over the
hill
without getting to the
top.
----------------------------------------------
[/COLOR
]One of the many things no one tells you about
aging
is that it is such a nice change from being
young.
-----------------
-----------------------------
Ah, being young is
beautiful,
[COLO
R=#000000]but being old is
comfortable.
[CO
LOR=#00005b]-------------------------------------------
[/
COLOR]Long ago when men cursed and beat the
ground
with sticks, it was called
witchcraft.
[COL
OR=#000000]Today, it's called
golf.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/S
IZE]
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to
the
second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's
a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I
can't
find her and I'm getting a little
desperate."
[COL
OR=#000000]The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help
you
find her. What does she look
like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old!
,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does you wife look
like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't
matter,
--- let's go look for
yours."
*********
Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth...AMEN..
[SIZE=2][SIZE=2][SIZE=6]Only great
minds can read
this
[SIZE=3]
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane
mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it
FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT.
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SIZE]