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DrSmellThis
06-21-2007, 02:35 AM
An artist had been

working on a nude portrait for along time. Every day, he was up early and worked late- bringing perfection with

every stroke of his paintbrush. As each day passed, he gained a betterunderstanding of the female body and was able

toreally make his paintings shine.After a month, the artist had become very weary fromthis non-stop effort and

decided to take it easy forthe day. Since his model had already shown up, hesuggested they merely have a glass of

wine and talk -since normally he preferred to do his painting insilence.They talked for a few hours, getting to know

eachother better. Then as they were sipping their wine, the artist hearda car arriving outside. He jumped up and

said, "Oh no! It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!!!!!!!!

Bruce
06-21-2007, 08:19 AM
:)
Good one, thanks.
One thing I

don't understand though: what does "toreally" mean?

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DrSmellThis
06-21-2007, 08:44 PM
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