Numanoid
04-10-2007, 06:33 AM
A girl came
skipping home from school one day. Mummy, Mummy," she yelled,
"we were counting today and all the other kids could
only count to four but I counted to 10. .............. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
"Very good," said her
mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came
skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
could only say it to D, but I said it to G. .............. a, b, c, d, e,f, g"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is
it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping
home from school. "Mummy, Mummy" she yelled, "we were in gym class today and when we showered all the other girls
had flat chests, but I have these" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her Mum
feeling very embarrassed.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy"
"No dear, it's because you're 25"
:rofl:
skipping home from school one day. Mummy, Mummy," she yelled,
"we were counting today and all the other kids could
only count to four but I counted to 10. .............. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
"Very good," said her
mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came
skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
could only say it to D, but I said it to G. .............. a, b, c, d, e,f, g"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is
it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping
home from school. "Mummy, Mummy" she yelled, "we were in gym class today and when we showered all the other girls
had flat chests, but I have these" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her Mum
feeling very embarrassed.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy"
"No dear, it's because you're 25"
:rofl: