MOBLEYC57
03-25-2007, 08:13 PM
Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is
merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8: Men have two
emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they
won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky ... not
really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you
$200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30¢?
Number 2: In the 60s,
people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007 is ...
We know exactly
where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't
got a clue to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration?
"Life is like a jar of jalepenos. What you do
today, might burn your ass tomorrow!" :thumbsup:
Number 9: Good health is
merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8: Men have two
emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they
won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky ... not
really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you
$200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30¢?
Number 2: In the 60s,
people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007 is ...
We know exactly
where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't
got a clue to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration?
"Life is like a jar of jalepenos. What you do
today, might burn your ass tomorrow!" :thumbsup: