New Doctor

[Holmes]

I recently picked a new

primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my

age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be

90?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing

drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my former

doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,

sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or

have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

"Then why do you give a shit?"

[DrSmellThis]

That is a freaking funny

joke.

I've already told it to a friend, who enjoyed it.

Thanks for the the email, BTW.