belgareth
01-31-2007, 05:53 AM
Cinderella is now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she
happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for
companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy
godmother.
C
inderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother
replied,
"Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
Is there anything for which your
heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered
her first wish:
[COL
OR=#400080]
"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on
my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into
solid gold.
Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"
The fairy godmother replied,
"It is the least
that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
"I
wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once
had."[/COLOR]
[CO
LOR=black]
[/COLOR]
A
t once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her
that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what
shall it be?"
[CO
LOR=black]
[/COLOR]
C
inderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat,
into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological
make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had
ever seen.
[COL
OR=#400080]
The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.
For a few eerie
moments,[/COLOR]
[
FONT=Times New
Roman]
[/FONT][COL
OR=#400080]
Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
eyes.[/COLOR]
[S
IZE=5]Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
chair, &held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close,
blowing her golden hair
with his warm
breath
as he whispered...
"Bet you're sorry you neutered
me."[/SIZE][I]
[/I
]
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she
happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for
companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy
godmother.
C
inderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother
replied,
"Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
Is there anything for which your
heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered
her first wish:
[COL
OR=#400080]
"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on
my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into
solid gold.
Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"
The fairy godmother replied,
"It is the least
that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
"I
wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once
had."[/COLOR]
[CO
LOR=black]
[/COLOR]
A
t once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her
that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what
shall it be?"
[CO
LOR=black]
[/COLOR]
C
inderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat,
into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological
make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had
ever seen.
[COL
OR=#400080]
The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.
For a few eerie
moments,[/COLOR]
[
FONT=Times New
Roman]
[/FONT][COL
OR=#400080]
Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
eyes.[/COLOR]
[S
IZE=5]Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
chair, &held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close,
blowing her golden hair
with his warm
breath
as he whispered...
"Bet you're sorry you neutered
me."[/SIZE][I]
[/I
]