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belgareth
01-31-2007, 05:53 AM
Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she

happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for

companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy

godmother.




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inderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother

replied,
"Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
Is there anything for which your

heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered

her first wish:








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"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on

my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into

solid gold.

Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"

The fairy godmother replied,
"It is the least

that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
"I

wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once

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t once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her

that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what

shall it be?"


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inderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat,

into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological

make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had

ever seen.


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The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new

life."

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she

appeared.

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Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's

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IZE=5]Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,

stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking

chair, &held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close,
blowing her golden hair
with his warm

breath
as he whispered...

"Bet you're sorry you neutered

me."[/SIZE][I]
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Bruce
01-31-2007, 08:21 AM
I kept thinking I was going to be

able to figure out the punch line before it got there, but couldn't do it. :)

WorkingMann
01-31-2007, 10:29 AM
Exactly my point.. Good one

bel