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belgareth
01-19-2007, 07:13 AM
FREE YORKSHIRE

TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's

dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single

bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES:

NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call

Chubby.


GEORGIAPEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer

$300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE :

FOR SALEBY

OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer

needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything

idesign
07-26-2007, 08:19 PM
Love this one!

FREE TO GOOD

HOME
Husband or cat. Husband says cat goes or I go. Take your pick.