Bruce
01-11-2007, 02:46 PM
A woman announces to her
friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking
what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What
about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost
afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"Yes,
he wouldn't eat his mushrooms."
friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking
what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What
about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost
afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"Yes,
he wouldn't eat his mushrooms."