Blondes in Disneyland

[Bruce]

Two blondes are

driving down I5 on their way to Disneyland when they see the sign "Disneyland Left".
Blonde #1:

"Bummer"
Blonde #2: "I'll say! After that long drive and everything"

[idesign]

A blonde walks up to a vending

machine and starts pushing in quarters. Four quarters and she gets a Coke! She keeps digging into her purse and

shoveling in more quarters and getting Cokes. A man behind her is growing impatient. Finally he says, "lady, give

someone else a chance!" She turns abruptly and retorts, "leave me alone, can't you see I'm winning?!?"